Wacky definitions?!
Question: Wacky definitions!?
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays!.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich!.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills!.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters!.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower!.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present!.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece!.
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work!.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on!.
Father: A banker provided by nature!.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early!.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after!.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills!.
Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read!.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight!.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life!.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth!.
Etc!.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do!.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together!.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes!.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions!.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after deathWww@Enter-QA@Com
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich!.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills!.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters!.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower!.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present!.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece!.
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work!.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on!.
Father: A banker provided by nature!.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early!.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after!.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills!.
Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read!.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight!.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life!.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth!.
Etc!.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do!.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together!.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes!.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions!.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after deathWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Ha! These ARE funnny, but, when you think about it, a lot of these are right!. I mean, they seem backwards, but, like life insurance, it seems totally out of wack, but it's true! These are so funny, though! Thanks for the laughs! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Full marks!. Great "definitions" :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
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OMG
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ROFL
NICE EFFORT
REALLY SMART
GOOD THINKING
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SO DAMN FUNNY
ROFL
NICE EFFORT
REALLY SMART
GOOD THINKING
KEEP IT UP!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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you get a star
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these were really cool!!
the best one was ETc!Www@Enter-QA@Com
these were really cool!!
the best one was ETc!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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