Wacky definitions?!


Question: Wacky definitions!?
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays!.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich!.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills!.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters!.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower!.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present!.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece!.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work!.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on!.

Father: A banker provided by nature!.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early!.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after!.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills!.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read!.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight!.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life!.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth!.

Etc!.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do!.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together!.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes!.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions!.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after deathWww@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Ha! These ARE funnny, but, when you think about it, a lot of these are right!. I mean, they seem backwards, but, like life insurance, it seems totally out of wack, but it's true! These are so funny, though! Thanks for the laughs! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Full marks!. Great "definitions" :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

OMG
SO DAMN FUNNY
ROFL
NICE EFFORT
REALLY SMART
GOOD THINKING
KEEP IT UP!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

These are all great!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha!.!.!.made me laugh so have a star!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

ahaah those are good!.
you get a star
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a star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahahah!!

these were really cool!!

the best one was ETc!Www@Enter-QA@Com

too good!!!!!
star 4 u!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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