The snail
there was a 33 year old man sitting at his couch after a long day of work drinking a brusky and watching oprah when he hears a knock at the door
thump thump thump!.!.!.thump thump thump
when he answers the door he doesn't see anyone he looks around and decides it was a prank
"damb kids"
he goes back to his show and at the end of his third brew he hears another knco
knock kapow knock
he goes over to answer and sees nothing he looks around and can't figure out why he is being pranked then he looks down and sees a snail
he picks it up and throws it accross the street
he goes back to oprah
2 years later like dejavu there's a knock at the door and again there is no one there so he goes back to what he was doing
then he hears that knock again
knock knock
he answers the door again it was the snail and it shout
"hey what'd you do that for"Www@Enter-QA@Com
thump thump thump!.!.!.thump thump thump
when he answers the door he doesn't see anyone he looks around and decides it was a prank
"damb kids"
he goes back to his show and at the end of his third brew he hears another knco
knock kapow knock
he goes over to answer and sees nothing he looks around and can't figure out why he is being pranked then he looks down and sees a snail
he picks it up and throws it accross the street
he goes back to oprah
2 years later like dejavu there's a knock at the door and again there is no one there so he goes back to what he was doing
then he hears that knock again
knock knock
he answers the door again it was the snail and it shout
"hey what'd you do that for"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Gay gaggles of gregarious geese! I giggled!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny lol
theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After you rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage setWww@Enter-QA@Com
theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After you rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage setWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!I'd give ya a star but I used all of them today!(I'm in level one)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heard it beforeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Poor snailWww@Enter-QA@Com
it made me chuckle a little bitWww@Enter-QA@Com
Aha Loool
I heard that before put it did make me laugh!! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I heard that before put it did make me laugh!! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.i don't get it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I didn't get it at first, but I do now!
Thanks!.!.!. you brightened my day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks!.!.!. you brightened my day!Www@Enter-QA@Com