OK YOU KIDS MUST BE FED UP BY NOW SO LAST LOT but are these funny?!


Question: OK YOU KIDS MUST BE FED UP BY NOW SO LAST LOT but are these funny!?
What do you call a musical instrument that is played by two teams of twenty people !?

A piano forte !

What do you call a very fast horse !?

Gee gee whizz !

What do you call the best dad in the World !?

Top of the pops !

What do you call a chocolate that teases small animals !?

A mole-teaser !

What do you call a fish on a motorcycle !?

A motor pike !

What do you call a pen with no hair !?

A bald point !

What do you call a thing with 22 legs, 11 heads and 2 wings !?

A football team !

What do you call a cow that cuts grass !?

A lawn mooooooer !

What do you call a magical secret agent !?

James Wand !

What do you call it when an aeroplane disappears over the horizon !?

Boeing, going, gone !Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
I did not find any of them funny!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.if you dond mind me saying quite pathetic realyWww@Enter-QA@Com

hi there my fluffy friend,
I always like yr jokes, they are simple enough for a blonde to understand straight up, no questions asked!.!.

yr lawnmower joke, it reminds me of the link below!.

it says, "I wish my lawn was EMO, so it would cut itself"!.!.hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

=) some of these are good!
(\__/) The bunny liked it! =)
(='!.'=)
(")_(")Www@Enter-QA@Com

dang i like the 1 about the football team!.!.!.!.but is it about american football or soccorWww@Enter-QA@Com

the top of the pops one and james wand was kinda funny but the others wen't really, sorry!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahhaa you are good yuo should be a comedianWww@Enter-QA@Com

id like to add one:

Q: Why did God create economists!?

A: In order to make weather forecasters look good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

very funny great jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com

I've heard them all before!.!.!. Dull (sorry)Www@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

i love these can we have some more pleaseWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha!.!.!.made me laugh so have a star!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

thats is soo funny it made me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com

nice good jokes for kids !.!.!.thanks from kids!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

they were ok!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i dont get any of those!.

lol wtf do they mean!? i think ur trying too hard to be funny cuz really they aren'tWww@Enter-QA@Com

yeah okay!.!.!. !.!.!.not that great thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com



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