Can Some1 please tell me some FUNNY not rude text forwards?!
Question: Can Some1 please tell me some FUNNY not rude text forwards!?
Coz i wanna send sum to my freinds :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
1!. Blonde girls phones fire brigade and says her house is on fire!. Fireman asks 'how do we get there!?' blonde replies hellooooo in the f***ing red truck!
2!. everytime i see u!.!.!.i smile!
when you walk!.!.!. i laugh!
when you speak!.!.!.!. i get excited!
for some reason retarded people amuse the hell out of me!.
3!. I dremt last night that you were drowning!.
when i tried to save you, a bright light appeared and a voice said to me 'dont worry s**t floats'
and
1 day, i read smoking is bad!. i stopped smoking!.
then i read drinking is bad!. so i stopped drinking!.
finally i read that sex is bad!. i stopped reading!.
as i watched the ants crawl upon the wall
i noticed that no matter how busy they are
they still stop and communicate
i wish we could be like the ants
!.
!.
!.
i wish we could walk on walls! awesome!
as i stare out my window looking at the pouring rain
i can't help but think about you
and wonder!.!.!.!.!.
!.
!.
!.
have you been singing again!?!?
newsflash: the president has been kidnapped! the kidnappers demand $100 billion or they'll burn him with 100 litres of gas! please help!
!.
!.
!.
i already donated 10 litres!.
and
why did the chiken cross the road
to see the man laying briksWww@Enter-QA@Com
2!. everytime i see u!.!.!.i smile!
when you walk!.!.!. i laugh!
when you speak!.!.!.!. i get excited!
for some reason retarded people amuse the hell out of me!.
3!. I dremt last night that you were drowning!.
when i tried to save you, a bright light appeared and a voice said to me 'dont worry s**t floats'
and
1 day, i read smoking is bad!. i stopped smoking!.
then i read drinking is bad!. so i stopped drinking!.
finally i read that sex is bad!. i stopped reading!.
as i watched the ants crawl upon the wall
i noticed that no matter how busy they are
they still stop and communicate
i wish we could be like the ants
!.
!.
!.
i wish we could walk on walls! awesome!
as i stare out my window looking at the pouring rain
i can't help but think about you
and wonder!.!.!.!.!.
!.
!.
!.
have you been singing again!?!?
newsflash: the president has been kidnapped! the kidnappers demand $100 billion or they'll burn him with 100 litres of gas! please help!
!.
!.
!.
i already donated 10 litres!.
and
why did the chiken cross the road
to see the man laying briksWww@Enter-QA@Com
1 day, i read smoking is bad!. i stopped smoking!.
then i read drinking is bad!. so i stopped drinking!.
finally i read that sex is bad!. i stopped reading!.
as i watched the ants crawl upon the wall
i noticed that no matter how busy they are
they still stop and communicate
i wish we could be like the ants
!.
!.
!.
i wish we could walk on walls! awesome!
as i stare out my window looking at the pouring rain
i can't help but think about you
and wonder!.!.!.!.!.
!.
!.
!.
have you been singing again!?!?
newsflash: the president has been kidnapped! the kidnappers demand $100 billion or they'll burn him with 100 litres of gas! please help!
!.
!.
!.
i already donated 10 litres!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
then i read drinking is bad!. so i stopped drinking!.
finally i read that sex is bad!. i stopped reading!.
as i watched the ants crawl upon the wall
i noticed that no matter how busy they are
they still stop and communicate
i wish we could be like the ants
!.
!.
!.
i wish we could walk on walls! awesome!
as i stare out my window looking at the pouring rain
i can't help but think about you
and wonder!.!.!.!.!.
!.
!.
!.
have you been singing again!?!?
newsflash: the president has been kidnapped! the kidnappers demand $100 billion or they'll burn him with 100 litres of gas! please help!
!.
!.
!.
i already donated 10 litres!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
from the simpsons:
ralph says " When i grow up i wanna become a school principal or a caterpillar!"
marge: "homer why are you praying really loudly!?"
homer: " but marge hes the way up there!!?"
millhouse:"Bart im not a nerd!.!.!.!.!.!.!.NERDS ARE SMART!!"
its realy funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
ralph says " When i grow up i wanna become a school principal or a caterpillar!"
marge: "homer why are you praying really loudly!?"
homer: " but marge hes the way up there!!?"
millhouse:"Bart im not a nerd!.!.!.!.!.!.!.NERDS ARE SMART!!"
its realy funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
1!. Blonde girls phones fire brigade and says her house is on fire!. Fireman asks 'how do we get there!?' blonde replies hellooooo in the f***ing red truck!
2!. everytime i see u!.!.!.i smile!
when you walk!.!.!. i laugh!
when you speak!.!.!.!. i get excited!
for some reason retarded people amuse the hell out of me!.
3!. I dremt last night that you were drowning!.
when i tried to save you, a bright light appeared and a voice said to me 'dont worry s**t floats'
haha hope you found these funny
=]Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. everytime i see u!.!.!.i smile!
when you walk!.!.!. i laugh!
when you speak!.!.!.!. i get excited!
for some reason retarded people amuse the hell out of me!.
3!. I dremt last night that you were drowning!.
when i tried to save you, a bright light appeared and a voice said to me 'dont worry s**t floats'
haha hope you found these funny
=]Www@Enter-QA@Com
*Weezy got Birdman, Tigger got Pooh, Dora got boots, and i got a cool a** mutha fucka like u*
*When i see you, I Smile, When you talk, I'm Speechless, When you walk, I Stare!. Hell what can i say retards amuse me!.*
*It's hard 2 find a friend who is 100% fun & wild, 100% talented, 100%sexy, 100% sweet and Hot! Sp try not to lose me K*
*Ur my S!.K!.A!.N!.K!!!!!!! "S"weet, "K"ind, "A"wesome, "N"ice,
"K"ickass friend Pass to all your skanks*
*Celebrities walk on the red carpet cause their famous, I walk on toiletpaper cause Im the s***! hehe*
* The day i stop being your friend is the day i close my eyes forever*
* Love you lots like tater tots, even more than jello shots!. I'm your friend to the end, now pass this on till u get ten!*
*Some friends stand up 4 u, but true friends help u hide the bodies then take u home and treat u right !. I'll always b here 4 u friend!. *
* when u cry i cry, when you fight i fight, when u jump off a bridge ill be there with a boat to pick ur retarted a** up, send this to 10 friends!.!.!.*
*Fate determine who walks into ur life!. U decide who stays & who fades out!. Send to friends you don't wanna lose!. I just did! *
* Friends are ike buttcheeks, s*** may come between them, but they always stick together send this to all your Butt cheeks*
Pretty dirty/rude but they're funny:
#After 20 years of sex in the dark, a wife finds out her husband always used a dildo on her, she said, "Explain the dildo Foo!?! he said explain the kids b****! #
#Chinese man calls his boss, me no work , me sick!. Boss says when im sick i f*** my wife, try that!. 2hrs later he calls back, me better!. U got nice house #
#Come 2 me shut the door take off ur pants, get on top of me & do what u need 2 do 2 satisfy ur needs! Luv Always ur toilet!.!.!.!.#
#Hey I dont know what the f*** your problem is, you want to to start acting funny towards me & act like you dont even know me!. I thought i was ur friend but you are just too stuck up to act like a normal f***ing person! you talk about me behind my f***ing back and its f***ing bull s***! but its ok cause i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico! Oh man i bet you are pissed! This is a good one keep it going! LOL!#
#Teacher asked Tim, why is ur cat in school today !? Tim <crying> I heard daddy tell mommy, I'm gonna eat that pussy after the kids laeve 4 school!.#
#Why does miss piggy douche with Koolaid & Vinedar!? Cause kermit likes sweet & sour pork!. #
#How do we know that Santa's a man!? Cuz he shows up late, eats ur food, emptys his sack, cums once, and leaves b4 u wake #
#Hey I'm at the mall and I think Santa Clause is lookin 4 u cuz he keeps yelling " hoe hoe hoe!" Lol pass to all ur hoes! #
#I will find u, take u 2 bed & have my way w/u!. U will moan, groan, & beg me 2 stop!. I will exhaust you and leave u weak for days!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Love the Flu#
# say it slowly ALPHA KENNY BODY, when u realize what u said send it to someone else, u nasty thang, :#
#Someone just called and said there was some idiot running down the road in s*** stained underwear! where the heck r u going!? if u need a ride call me #Www@Enter-QA@Com
*When i see you, I Smile, When you talk, I'm Speechless, When you walk, I Stare!. Hell what can i say retards amuse me!.*
*It's hard 2 find a friend who is 100% fun & wild, 100% talented, 100%sexy, 100% sweet and Hot! Sp try not to lose me K*
*Ur my S!.K!.A!.N!.K!!!!!!! "S"weet, "K"ind, "A"wesome, "N"ice,
"K"ickass friend Pass to all your skanks*
*Celebrities walk on the red carpet cause their famous, I walk on toiletpaper cause Im the s***! hehe*
* The day i stop being your friend is the day i close my eyes forever*
* Love you lots like tater tots, even more than jello shots!. I'm your friend to the end, now pass this on till u get ten!*
*Some friends stand up 4 u, but true friends help u hide the bodies then take u home and treat u right !. I'll always b here 4 u friend!. *
* when u cry i cry, when you fight i fight, when u jump off a bridge ill be there with a boat to pick ur retarted a** up, send this to 10 friends!.!.!.*
*Fate determine who walks into ur life!. U decide who stays & who fades out!. Send to friends you don't wanna lose!. I just did! *
* Friends are ike buttcheeks, s*** may come between them, but they always stick together send this to all your Butt cheeks*
Pretty dirty/rude but they're funny:
#After 20 years of sex in the dark, a wife finds out her husband always used a dildo on her, she said, "Explain the dildo Foo!?! he said explain the kids b****! #
#Chinese man calls his boss, me no work , me sick!. Boss says when im sick i f*** my wife, try that!. 2hrs later he calls back, me better!. U got nice house #
#Come 2 me shut the door take off ur pants, get on top of me & do what u need 2 do 2 satisfy ur needs! Luv Always ur toilet!.!.!.!.#
#Hey I dont know what the f*** your problem is, you want to to start acting funny towards me & act like you dont even know me!. I thought i was ur friend but you are just too stuck up to act like a normal f***ing person! you talk about me behind my f***ing back and its f***ing bull s***! but its ok cause i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico! Oh man i bet you are pissed! This is a good one keep it going! LOL!#
#Teacher asked Tim, why is ur cat in school today !? Tim <crying> I heard daddy tell mommy, I'm gonna eat that pussy after the kids laeve 4 school!.#
#Why does miss piggy douche with Koolaid & Vinedar!? Cause kermit likes sweet & sour pork!. #
#How do we know that Santa's a man!? Cuz he shows up late, eats ur food, emptys his sack, cums once, and leaves b4 u wake #
#Hey I'm at the mall and I think Santa Clause is lookin 4 u cuz he keeps yelling " hoe hoe hoe!" Lol pass to all ur hoes! #
#I will find u, take u 2 bed & have my way w/u!. U will moan, groan, & beg me 2 stop!. I will exhaust you and leave u weak for days!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Love the Flu#
# say it slowly ALPHA KENNY BODY, when u realize what u said send it to someone else, u nasty thang, :#
#Someone just called and said there was some idiot running down the road in s*** stained underwear! where the heck r u going!? if u need a ride call me #Www@Enter-QA@Com