Is this joke funny? RECTUM STRETCHER?!

> While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a
> woman passed over a
> bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the
> other side lying in wait!.
>
>
> The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with
> that classic
> patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's
> your hurry!?'
> To which she replied, 'I'm late for work!.
>
> '
> 'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do!?'
> I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded!.
>
>
> The cop stammered, 'A what!?!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
> A rectum stretcher!?
> And just what does a rectum stretcher do!?'
> 'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one
> finger,then work my way up to
> two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole
> hand in!.
>
> I work
> from sideto side until I can get both hands in, and
> then I slowly but
> surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide!.
>
> '
> 'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot
> asshole!?' he asked
> 'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a
> bridge!.!.!.'
>
>
> Traffic Ticket $95!.
>
> 00
>
> Court Costs $45!.
>
> 00
>
> Look on the Cop's Face!.!.!.!.!.!.!. PRICELESS
>
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