A Scotsman goes into a brothel in Amsterdam one night and finds himself a prosti!
Question: A Scotsman goes into a brothel in Amsterdam one night and finds himself a prostitute!.!?
He asks her, "How much do yee charge for an hour!?"
"￡100," she replies!.
So he asks, "Ok, do yee do Scottish style!?"
She says "No!"
He then says, "I'll pay you ￡200 to do it Scottish style!?"
She then says no, not knowing what Scottish style was!
So he then offers her ￡300!. Again she declines his offer!.
So finally he says, "I'll give yee ￡500 to go Scottish style with me!"
Finally she agrees thinking, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now, I've been there and done that, had every kind of request from weirdo's from every corner of the world!. How bad could Scottish style be!?"
So she goes ahead and has sex with him, doing it in every kind of way and in every possible position!. Finally, after several intense hours they finish!.
Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "That was fantastic!. I've never enjoyed it so much!. But I was expecting something perverted and disgusting!. Where does the 'Scottish style' come in!?"
The Scotsman replies!.!.!. "I'll pay yee next week"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"￡100," she replies!.
So he asks, "Ok, do yee do Scottish style!?"
She says "No!"
He then says, "I'll pay you ￡200 to do it Scottish style!?"
She then says no, not knowing what Scottish style was!
So he then offers her ￡300!. Again she declines his offer!.
So finally he says, "I'll give yee ￡500 to go Scottish style with me!"
Finally she agrees thinking, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now, I've been there and done that, had every kind of request from weirdo's from every corner of the world!. How bad could Scottish style be!?"
So she goes ahead and has sex with him, doing it in every kind of way and in every possible position!. Finally, after several intense hours they finish!.
Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "That was fantastic!. I've never enjoyed it so much!. But I was expecting something perverted and disgusting!. Where does the 'Scottish style' come in!?"
The Scotsman replies!.!.!. "I'll pay yee next week"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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he enjoyed her fully to his heart content for several hours w/o paying any pennyWww@Enter-QA@Com
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And thats the reason she is my EX wife!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol that was good :)Www@Enter-QA@Com