Dumb Blond Joke?!
Question: Dumb Blond Joke!?
No offense to any one who is blond, i dont think your dumb!!
I'm not sure if im telling it right, but here it goes!.!.!.
A blond is driving in her car behind a truck, he stops at a light and the blond gets out of her car and goes and taps at his window,
she says: "Hi im tina, and your dropping some of your load!"
he ignores and puts the window back up!.
The blond gets back in her car, the light turns green!.
The trucker speeds up to the next light and stops!.
Again the blond gets out of her car and again says
"Hi im tina, and your dropping some of your load!"
He again ignores and shuts his window!.
The light turns green and he speeds up to the next light!.
So does the blond, and again she goes up to his and when he opens his window he says:
"Hi im mike, and im a salt truck driver, and its winter in michigan!"
ha!.!.ha!.!.ha
Not sure if i told it right but i tried!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm not sure if im telling it right, but here it goes!.!.!.
A blond is driving in her car behind a truck, he stops at a light and the blond gets out of her car and goes and taps at his window,
she says: "Hi im tina, and your dropping some of your load!"
he ignores and puts the window back up!.
The blond gets back in her car, the light turns green!.
The trucker speeds up to the next light and stops!.
Again the blond gets out of her car and again says
"Hi im tina, and your dropping some of your load!"
He again ignores and shuts his window!.
The light turns green and he speeds up to the next light!.
So does the blond, and again she goes up to his and when he opens his window he says:
"Hi im mike, and im a salt truck driver, and its winter in michigan!"
ha!.!.ha!.!.ha
Not sure if i told it right but i tried!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
funny but i have one:
A blond walks into a beauty shop and wants to get her hair done, she has headphones on and the man tells her to take them off but she says it is a life and death situation!. He keeps asking and she just tells him it is a life and death situation, finally he just takes them off her and she immediately stops breathing and then he puts the headphones up to his ear and they are saying" breath in, breath out!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blond walks into a beauty shop and wants to get her hair done, she has headphones on and the man tells her to take them off but she says it is a life and death situation!. He keeps asking and she just tells him it is a life and death situation, finally he just takes them off her and she immediately stops breathing and then he puts the headphones up to his ear and they are saying" breath in, breath out!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
im blonde i like blonde ones
good one
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company!?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S!.
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company!?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S!.
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Excellent joke!. If you haven't told it in the right manner, it would not have sounded so funny!. Thank you, for such a nice joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow very funny!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was pretty funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
its funny but not really funny keep trying! =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol a good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol thanks for trying its goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was a good one :)Www@Enter-QA@Com