Couple in Church JOKE?!
Question: Couple in Church JOKE!?
A couple went to church every week, but every week without fail the husband would fall asleep during the sermon!. The wife, being embarrassed by the husband's snoring decided to bring a needle and poke him when he nods off!.
The next week the husband as always fell asleep!. When the preacher asked "Who created the earth in 6 days and rested on the 7th"!. The wife stuck her husband and he jumped up and exclaimed "Oh my God!"!. The preacher said " That's correct"!. The husby soon fell asleep again!. Then the preacher asked "And who died on the cross to save us from eternal damnation!?"!. The wife stuck her husband again when he jumped up and said "Jesus Christ!"!.The preacher said "Right again"!.
With this the husband fell suspicious of his wife and decided to catch her in the act!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The next week the husband as always fell asleep!. When the preacher asked "Who created the earth in 6 days and rested on the 7th"!. The wife stuck her husband and he jumped up and exclaimed "Oh my God!"!. The preacher said " That's correct"!. The husby soon fell asleep again!. Then the preacher asked "And who died on the cross to save us from eternal damnation!?"!. The wife stuck her husband again when he jumped up and said "Jesus Christ!"!.The preacher said "Right again"!.
With this the husband fell suspicious of his wife and decided to catch her in the act!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
" what!?"
said the preist
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said the preist
haahahhahahahah
love it
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The boy and girl in the school ( the normal people in the joke) have now grown up!. Same lines, same actions, different place!. Same joke still extremely funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
really that is probally the best one i have herd in a while!.
''a hour later''!.!.!.
STILL LAUGHING
haha that has put me in a good mood!. No not good mood GREAT mood!.
THANK YOU SO SO MUCH
hahhaha
im still laughing!.
A star for you :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
really that is probally the best one i have herd in a while!.
''a hour later''!.!.!.
STILL LAUGHING
haha that has put me in a good mood!. No not good mood GREAT mood!.
THANK YOU SO SO MUCH
hahhaha
im still laughing!.
A star for you :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is seriously messed up!. what's worse, i starred it and i think it's hilarious!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Blasphemy!!" exclaimed the priest!.
LOL, this is cute!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL, this is cute!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol my friend told me that joke a couple of years ago!. Still funny though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I always laugh at that joke, thanks for sharing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i heard this in a version of a little kids at church schoolWww@Enter-QA@Com