If you dont know who Acker Bilk was dont bother looking?!
Question: If you dont know who Acker Bilk was dont bother looking!?
my wife was taking a bath the other day and she got her big toe stuck up the cold tap,,,it would not come out whatever we tried,,,so in desperation i had to call in a plumber,
to preserve her modesty i put my bowler hat between her legs ,
i said to the plumber"can you please release her toe from the tap" and he said
"oh yes thats no problem,but i cant cant do a damn thing Acker Bilk stuck up there!!!!!!!!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
to preserve her modesty i put my bowler hat between her legs ,
i said to the plumber"can you please release her toe from the tap" and he said
"oh yes thats no problem,but i cant cant do a damn thing Acker Bilk stuck up there!!!!!!!!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Did the plumber use the hat to give her a tap on the head!? Lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I had a similar problem with ShergarWww@Enter-QA@Com
I think he could blow himself out with his trumpet!.Www@Enter-QA@Com