What're some of the funniest jokes you've ever heard?!
Question: What're some of the funniest jokes you've ever heard!?
No links are needed for this question!. Just tell me jokes you've heard in past experience!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
A businessman meets a beautiful girl!?
and agrees to spend the afternoon with her for $500!. So they do!. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but that he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment, "Rent For Apartment!."
On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price!. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and encloses the following typed note:
"Dear Madam,
Enclosed find check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment!. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:
1) It had never been occupied;
2) There was plenty of heat;
3) It was small enough to make me cozy and at home!.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large!."
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:
"Dear Sir,
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely!. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on!. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed regular, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the landlady!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
and agrees to spend the afternoon with her for $500!. So they do!. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but that he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment, "Rent For Apartment!."
On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price!. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and encloses the following typed note:
"Dear Madam,
Enclosed find check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment!. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:
1) It had never been occupied;
2) There was plenty of heat;
3) It was small enough to make me cozy and at home!.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large!."
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:
"Dear Sir,
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely!. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on!. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed regular, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the landlady!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After you rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement!. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections!.
One night, they go to a party!. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well!.
He shouts at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home now Mother of Six!?"
His wife, finally fed up with her husband, shouts back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
One night, they go to a party!. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well!.
He shouts at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home now Mother of Six!?"
His wife, finally fed up with her husband, shouts back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
a man was stranded in an unknown island for 3 years!. one day a woman came up to shore!. the woman came from a ship wreck!. they greeted each other!. after a while the woman said,"you must be lonely here by urself, do you wanna play!?" The man said,"oh boy, do you have a golf bag in the!?!!?!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
what do you call a jewish woman's boobs!?
JOOBS!!!
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JOOBS!!!
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