What are some good dumb blond jokes?!
Question: What are some good dumb blond jokes!?
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blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company!?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S!.
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company!?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S!.
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q there was a 1 story yellow house the lams,TV,couch and everything else was yellow!. What color are the stairs!?
A there are no stairs its a 1 story house
there was a 2 seated car with 2 blonds 1 was driving the other was shotgun!. the driving blond asked if her blinker was on the other blond looked out the window and said yes no yes no yes no!.
Q there was a flight attendant 7 blond passengers and 1 brunet!.they were flying when the flight attendant came in and said this plane is to heavy we have to drop the luggage!. she came in after she drooped the luggage and said the plane is still to heavy we have to drop thee floor!.so now the people were hanging on th rails while flying!. The flight attendant came in again and said the plane is still to heavy so 1 of u will have to sacrifice yourself!. The brow headed one said i will!. all the blonds let go of the rails and clapped as they fell to there death!.
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A there are no stairs its a 1 story house
there was a 2 seated car with 2 blonds 1 was driving the other was shotgun!. the driving blond asked if her blinker was on the other blond looked out the window and said yes no yes no yes no!.
Q there was a flight attendant 7 blond passengers and 1 brunet!.they were flying when the flight attendant came in and said this plane is to heavy we have to drop the luggage!. she came in after she drooped the luggage and said the plane is still to heavy we have to drop thee floor!.so now the people were hanging on th rails while flying!. The flight attendant came in again and said the plane is still to heavy so 1 of u will have to sacrifice yourself!. The brow headed one said i will!. all the blonds let go of the rails and clapped as they fell to there death!.
pick me for best answer please!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q!. Why do blondes wear underwear!?
A!. To keep their ankles warm!.
Q!. What is a brunette between two blondes!?
A!. An interpreter!.
Q!. What's the difference between a blonde and a brick!?
A!. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it!.
Q!. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money!?
A!. She sold her car for it!.!.!.
Q!. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant!?
A!. "Are you sure it's mine!?"
Q!. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons!?
A!. Because they have blond boyfriends
Q!. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common!?
A!. Their both empty from the neck upWww@Enter-QA@Com
A!. To keep their ankles warm!.
Q!. What is a brunette between two blondes!?
A!. An interpreter!.
Q!. What's the difference between a blonde and a brick!?
A!. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it!.
Q!. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money!?
A!. She sold her car for it!.!.!.
Q!. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant!?
A!. "Are you sure it's mine!?"
Q!. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons!?
A!. Because they have blond boyfriends
Q!. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common!?
A!. Their both empty from the neck upWww@Enter-QA@Com
OK here is one one day a blond girl walks into a store and says can i buy that TV over there!? the manager says no we don't sell this to blonds she says ok then she comes back the next day with red hair and says can i buy this tv and he says no we don't sell it to blonds she says ok then she goes back later with black hair and ask's can i buy this tv and he says no we don't sell it to blonds so she ask's how do you know i am a blond he says its a microwave not a tv!. hope you liked it! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
seventeen blonds were standing outside a pub!.
someone asked why they were standing there!.
- we have to be 18 to enter, they said :-pWww@Enter-QA@Com
someone asked why they were standing there!.
- we have to be 18 to enter, they said :-pWww@Enter-QA@Com
Blonde calls an airline and asks " how long is the flight from america to france"!. The girl on the other line said "Just a minute"!. The blonde said " Thanks, bye"!.
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
they way you spell "blond"Www@Enter-QA@Com