Real jobs - (joke)?!
Question: Real jobs - (joke)!?
A guy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what guys and girls do on back roads some distance from town!.
As things really started getting hot, the girl stopped the guy and said, "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex!."
The guy reluctantly paid her, and they went on with their business!.
After they finished, the guy lit up a cigarette, sat back in the driver's seat and stared out the window!.
"Why aren't we going anywhere!?" asked the girl!.
"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $40!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
As things really started getting hot, the girl stopped the guy and said, "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex!."
The guy reluctantly paid her, and they went on with their business!.
After they finished, the guy lit up a cigarette, sat back in the driver's seat and stared out the window!.
"Why aren't we going anywhere!?" asked the girl!.
"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $40!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
she got owned ( or pwned u could say)!
WHy are so many of ur jokes deleted!? is it the Mower Pax F*cker!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
WHy are so many of ur jokes deleted!? is it the Mower Pax F*cker!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmfao
Have you heard this one!?
Three friends decided to visit a prostitute!. It was a slow night, So she gave the guys a deal!. "You can pay by the inch!."
When the first man comes back out his friends ask, "How much did she charge you!?"
"$75 dollars," said the first!.
The second guy goes in and returns with a fee of $85!. The first two were proud of their prowess!.
The third man goes in and returns, "How much did she charge you!?" ask the first two!.
"$20 dollars" replies the third!.
The first two start laughing hysterically!.
"Hey guys," replied the third, "I'm not so stupid, I paid on the way out instead of on the way in!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Have you heard this one!?
Three friends decided to visit a prostitute!. It was a slow night, So she gave the guys a deal!. "You can pay by the inch!."
When the first man comes back out his friends ask, "How much did she charge you!?"
"$75 dollars," said the first!.
The second guy goes in and returns with a fee of $85!. The first two were proud of their prowess!.
The third man goes in and returns, "How much did she charge you!?" ask the first two!.
"$20 dollars" replies the third!.
The first two start laughing hysterically!.
"Hey guys," replied the third, "I'm not so stupid, I paid on the way out instead of on the way in!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahhaha great joke! great twist! =) thanks for the laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahahahahaha!!!
I love that joke! When I first heard it, I pissed myself laughing!.
And it still makes me laugh =D
That guy is pretty smart (that's rare)
Star for you ^0^Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love that joke! When I first heard it, I pissed myself laughing!.
And it still makes me laugh =D
That guy is pretty smart (that's rare)
Star for you ^0^Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahhahahahhahhaha very funny!!!!!
u deserve a star!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
u deserve a star!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO@taxidriver wtf, lol and having to pay a fare home lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
like that one
have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
and she did pay me !.!. ha ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
wonderful trick he played to get back home his money/
good one/Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one/Www@Enter-QA@Com