Things To Know About Chuck Norris...?!
Question: Things To Know About Chuck Norris!.!.!.!?
Things To Know About Chuck Norris!.!.!.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris!.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books!. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants!.
There is no theory of evolution!. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live!.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris!.
Chuck Norris does not sleep!. He waits!.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs!.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding!.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice!.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard!. There is only another fist!.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down!.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head!.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush!.
There is no such thing as global warming!. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up!.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink!.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is!.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile!.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door!.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite!. Chuck Norris bites frost!.
Remember the Soviet Union!? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV!.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris!.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books!. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants!.
There is no theory of evolution!. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live!.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris!.
Chuck Norris does not sleep!. He waits!.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs!.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding!.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice!.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard!. There is only another fist!.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down!.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head!.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush!.
There is no such thing as global warming!. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up!.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink!.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is!.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile!.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door!.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite!. Chuck Norris bites frost!.
Remember the Soviet Union!? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV!.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Chuck Norris covers his slip-n-slide with asphalt!.
Chuck Norris is the reason they have locks on 24 hour stores!.
Chuck Norris turned the Virgin Islands into just "the Islands" in half a day!.
Chuck Norris doesnt need a watch dog, the watch dog needs chuck norris!.
Chuck Norris doesnt have a shaddow, its too afraid!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris is the reason they have locks on 24 hour stores!.
Chuck Norris turned the Virgin Islands into just "the Islands" in half a day!.
Chuck Norris doesnt need a watch dog, the watch dog needs chuck norris!.
Chuck Norris doesnt have a shaddow, its too afraid!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer!.!.!.too bad he's never cried!.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because that has a probability of failing!. Chuck Norris goes killing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because that has a probability of failing!. Chuck Norris goes killing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet!. The water gets Chuck Norris!.Www@Enter-QA@Com