Joe & Bill went camping in the desert....?!
Question: Joe & Bill went camping in the desert!.!.!.!.!?
After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep!.
Some hours later, Joe wakes his faithful friend and says, "Bill, look up at the sky and tell me what you see!."
Bill replies, "I see millions of stars!."
"What does that tell you!?" asked Joe!.
Bill ponders for a minute, and then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, and potentially billions of planets!.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo!. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the
morning!.
Theologically, it's evident the
Lord is all-powerful and we are small, and insignificant!.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow!.
What does it tell you, Joe!?"
Joe is silent for a moment, then says, "It tells me that you're an idiot and that someone has stolen our tent!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Some hours later, Joe wakes his faithful friend and says, "Bill, look up at the sky and tell me what you see!."
Bill replies, "I see millions of stars!."
"What does that tell you!?" asked Joe!.
Bill ponders for a minute, and then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, and potentially billions of planets!.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo!. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the
morning!.
Theologically, it's evident the
Lord is all-powerful and we are small, and insignificant!.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow!.
What does it tell you, Joe!?"
Joe is silent for a moment, then says, "It tells me that you're an idiot and that someone has stolen our tent!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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i actually laughed out loud on this one!. star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good one!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.didn't see that coming!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
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talk about street smart guys!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com