One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing...?!
Question: One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing!.!.!.!?
and decides to take a nap!. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out!. She motors out a short distance, anchors and reads her book!.
Along comes a game warden in his boat!. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am!. What are you doing!?"
"Reading a book," she replies!.
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her!.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading!."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment!. For all I know you could start at any moment!. I have to write you a citation!."
"Please make sure your name is on the citation so that I know who to charge with sexual assault," says the woman!.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden!.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment!. For all I know you could start at any moment!."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Along comes a game warden in his boat!. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am!. What are you doing!?"
"Reading a book," she replies!.
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her!.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading!."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment!. For all I know you could start at any moment!. I have to write you a citation!."
"Please make sure your name is on the citation so that I know who to charge with sexual assault," says the woman!.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden!.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment!. For all I know you could start at any moment!."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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