New Addition to the Periodic Table of Elements.....?!


Question: New Addition to the Periodic Table of Elements!.!.!.!.!.!?
Element Name: WOMAN

Symbol: WO

Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!)

Physical properties: Generally round in form!. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time!. Melts whenever treated properly!. Very bitter if not used well!.

Chemical properties: Very active!. Often unstable!. Possesses strong affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones!. Violent when left alone!. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food!. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen!.

Usage: Highly ornamental!. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth!. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known!.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
I love it!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

"Possesses strong affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones"
"Usage: Highly ornamental!."
accept for that the rest might need to be changed a bit
xoxoWww@Enter-QA@Com

highly exposivesWww@Enter-QA@Com

awesome!. can u senme some more like this !.i really liked thisWww@Enter-QA@Com

you really need to know women better!.But as a joke this is great!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

These jokes made my day!. Funny funny! Keep 'em coming!Www@Enter-QA@Com

you know what!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.i'm not flattered!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.

really witty though,must admitWww@Enter-QA@Com



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