A woman walks into a pharmacy.....?!
Question: A woman walks into a pharmacy!.!.!.!.!.!?
and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic!. The pharmacist asks "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic!?"
"To kill my husband," she replies!.
"I'm sorry Ma'am, I can't sell you any for that reason!."
The woman then hands him a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position!. The man is her husband and the woman is the pharmacist's wife!. The pharmacist looks at the photo and says, "My apologies, I didn't realize you had a prescription!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"To kill my husband," she replies!.
"I'm sorry Ma'am, I can't sell you any for that reason!."
The woman then hands him a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position!. The man is her husband and the woman is the pharmacist's wife!. The pharmacist looks at the photo and says, "My apologies, I didn't realize you had a prescription!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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