The pledge we wish our dogs took?!
Question: The pledge we wish our dogs took!?
I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it!.
I will not burn rubber through the open car window and into the fast food
restaurant, no matter how good it smells!.
The computer's mouse is, unlike a real mouse, inedible!.
I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of carpet in the house
when I am about to throw up!.
I will not throw up in the car!.
I will scootch my bottom along the grass to rid myself of hangers-on!.
I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc!.
I will not eat other animals' poop!.
I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop!.
I will not roll my head around in other animals' poop!.
"Kitty box crunchies" are not food!.
I will not eat any more socks and then re-deposit them in the
backyard after processing!.
The diaper pail is not a cookie jar!.
I will not eat the disposable diapers, especially the dirty ones!.
I will not wake Mommy up by sticking my cold, wet nose on her bottom!.
I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them!.
I will not chew crayons or pens, 'specially not the red ones,
or my people will think I am hemorrhaging!.
When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down
when it's raining outside!.
I will not drop soggy tennis balls in the underwear of someone
who is sitting on the toilet!.
We do not have a doorbell!. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV!.
I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the
back yard with it!.
The sofa is not a face towel!. Neither are Mom's and Dad's laps!.
My head does not belong in the refrigerator!.
I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's
driver's license and car registration!.
I will not play tug-o'-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet!.
I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee
table!.
I will not roll my toys behind the fridge!.
The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff!.
I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I will not burn rubber through the open car window and into the fast food
restaurant, no matter how good it smells!.
The computer's mouse is, unlike a real mouse, inedible!.
I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of carpet in the house
when I am about to throw up!.
I will not throw up in the car!.
I will scootch my bottom along the grass to rid myself of hangers-on!.
I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc!.
I will not eat other animals' poop!.
I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop!.
I will not roll my head around in other animals' poop!.
"Kitty box crunchies" are not food!.
I will not eat any more socks and then re-deposit them in the
backyard after processing!.
The diaper pail is not a cookie jar!.
I will not eat the disposable diapers, especially the dirty ones!.
I will not wake Mommy up by sticking my cold, wet nose on her bottom!.
I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them!.
I will not chew crayons or pens, 'specially not the red ones,
or my people will think I am hemorrhaging!.
When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down
when it's raining outside!.
I will not drop soggy tennis balls in the underwear of someone
who is sitting on the toilet!.
We do not have a doorbell!. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV!.
I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the
back yard with it!.
The sofa is not a face towel!. Neither are Mom's and Dad's laps!.
My head does not belong in the refrigerator!.
I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's
driver's license and car registration!.
I will not play tug-o'-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet!.
I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee
table!.
I will not roll my toys behind the fridge!.
The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff!.
I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Thanx for the memories Odessa ??
I had forgotten some of my "happier" days!.!.!.
Yes, even cleaning up the puke in the middle of the carpet!.
I had to give my dog up when I moved into this small apartment!.
One thing I especially miss is that she and I would start our mornings together wirh coffee!. If I didn't make her a cup she would sneek mine (Eww) if I left the room!.
They are funny but sooo true!.!.!.!.
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I had forgotten some of my "happier" days!.!.!.
Yes, even cleaning up the puke in the middle of the carpet!.
I had to give my dog up when I moved into this small apartment!.
One thing I especially miss is that she and I would start our mornings together wirh coffee!. If I didn't make her a cup she would sneek mine (Eww) if I left the room!.
They are funny but sooo true!.!.!.!.
?????Www@Enter-QA@Com
totally true!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Four starsWww@Enter-QA@Com
yeah omg yesWww@Enter-QA@Com