A Few Jokes?!
Question: A Few Jokes!?
Q!. What's the Cuban National Anthem!?
A!. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
Q!. Where does an Irish family go on vacation!?
A!. A different bar
Q!. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby!?
A!. Sum Ting Wong
Q!. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other!?
A!. A speech impediment
Q!. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast!?
A!. They're hiring
Q!. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek!?
A!. Because they're not going to work in the future either!.
Q!. What's the difference! between a southern zoo and a northern zoo!?
A!. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe!.
Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F' word!?
A!. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell 'BINGO!'
Q!. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale!?!?!?
A!. A northern fairytale begins, 'Once upon a time!.!.!.' and a southern fairytale begins, 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****!
Q!. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team!?
A!. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States !.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A!. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
Q!. Where does an Irish family go on vacation!?
A!. A different bar
Q!. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby!?
A!. Sum Ting Wong
Q!. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other!?
A!. A speech impediment
Q!. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast!?
A!. They're hiring
Q!. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek!?
A!. Because they're not going to work in the future either!.
Q!. What's the difference! between a southern zoo and a northern zoo!?
A!. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe!.
Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F' word!?
A!. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell 'BINGO!'
Q!. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale!?!?!?
A!. A northern fairytale begins, 'Once upon a time!.!.!.' and a southern fairytale begins, 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****!
Q!. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team!?
A!. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States !.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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ahhaahahahhah thats so funny these are some more i found on yahoo
One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"
The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from!.
The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree!.
The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties!."
''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl!.
The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars!. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from!?"
The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed!."
The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is!.!.!.''
Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy!. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today!.''
This guy was on a nude beach reading the paper when a little girl walked by!. The guy put the newspaper down to cover his privates!.
The girl said, what do you have under there!?
A little bird the guy answered!.
The girl went on her way and the man feel asleep!. A little while later the guy woke up screaming in an Ambulance!. Once he got to the hospital the police interviewed him to find out what happend!.
He said, I don't know last thing I remember was on the beach talking a little girl then I fell asleep!.
The police went to the beach and found the little girl to ask her what had happened!.
She said, the guy had a little bird under the newspaper, I started to play with it and it spit in my eye so I broke it's neck and burnt it's nest down!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"
The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from!.
The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree!.
The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties!."
''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl!.
The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars!. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from!?"
The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed!."
The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is!.!.!.''
Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy!. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today!.''
This guy was on a nude beach reading the paper when a little girl walked by!. The guy put the newspaper down to cover his privates!.
The girl said, what do you have under there!?
A little bird the guy answered!.
The girl went on her way and the man feel asleep!. A little while later the guy woke up screaming in an Ambulance!. Once he got to the hospital the police interviewed him to find out what happend!.
He said, I don't know last thing I remember was on the beach talking a little girl then I fell asleep!.
The police went to the beach and found the little girl to ask her what had happened!.
She said, the guy had a little bird under the newspaper, I started to play with it and it spit in my eye so I broke it's neck and burnt it's nest down!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
these are not funny!.
you have failed to entertain me you lousy peasant!.!.!.
haha!.
actually i like the last one!.
im mexican!.!.!.
but im not illegal!.
i swear!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you have failed to entertain me you lousy peasant!.!.!.
haha!.
actually i like the last one!.
im mexican!.!.!.
but im not illegal!.
i swear!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The one about the chinese couple and the one about the Peurto Ricans!. No offence please!. We have the exploits of our own Bunta Singh and Sunta Singh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow!. not funny, also insulting/and even if it wasn't insulting, still NOT FUNNY!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
those were amazingWww@Enter-QA@Com
I like the 3rd one best!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Those were very funny!!
You deserve a star my friend!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You deserve a star my friend!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
some r worth a smirkWww@Enter-QA@Com
not the best jokes i have heard!. sorry!.Www@Enter-QA@Com