A collection of funny (true) questions and answers asked in court.?!
Question: A collection of funny (true) questions and answers asked in court!.!?
Q: What is your date of birth!?
A: July fifteen!.
Q: What year!?
A: Every year!.
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Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact!?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks!.
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Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all!?
A: Yes!.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory!?
A: I forget!.
Q: You forget!. Can you give us an example of something that you’ve forgotten!?
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Q: How old is your son, the one living with you!?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which!.
Q: How long has he lived with you!?
A: Forty-five years!.
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning!?
A: He said, “Where am I, Cathy!?”
Q: And why did that upset you!?
A: My name is Susan!.
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Q: And where was the location of the accident!?
A: Approximately milepost 499!.
Q: And where is milepost 499!?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A: July fifteen!.
Q: What year!?
A: Every year!.
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Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact!?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks!.
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Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all!?
A: Yes!.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory!?
A: I forget!.
Q: You forget!. Can you give us an example of something that you’ve forgotten!?
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Q: How old is your son, the one living with you!?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which!.
Q: How long has he lived with you!?
A: Forty-five years!.
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning!?
A: He said, “Where am I, Cathy!?”
Q: And why did that upset you!?
A: My name is Susan!.
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Q: And where was the location of the accident!?
A: Approximately milepost 499!.
Q: And where is milepost 499!?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
dang! that hits the spot! i hadnt laughed that hard in ages!
good ones!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good ones!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lmao!.
Niiicceee!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Niiicceee!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lmaoo x =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
if these are all true then i'm seriously worried about lawyers
p!.s!. thanks for going to the trouble of typing this all out!Www@Enter-QA@Com
p!.s!. thanks for going to the trouble of typing this all out!Www@Enter-QA@Com
gud gudWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol the last one takes the cake, that guy is quick wittedWww@Enter-QA@Com
Those are funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
not as funny as when I saw them first in 1985Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.My that sure made me laugh , my sides are still aching !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
cheers you have me crying with laughter!Www@Enter-QA@Com
geez those are really funny,lol!!!!!
write more of them!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
write more of them!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
those are some good ones!.!.!.funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.!.!.!.that is so hilarious!.!.!.!.sent this 2 my brother!.!.!.!.!.!.hes still laughing!.!.!.hes a law student!.!.!.!.he says awesome!!1
A new client had just come in to see the lawyer!.
"I’d like to know how much you charge!?", said the client!.
"Sure", said the lawyer, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
"Well that’s a bit steep, isn’t it!?"
"Yes it is, And what’s your third question!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A new client had just come in to see the lawyer!.
"I’d like to know how much you charge!?", said the client!.
"Sure", said the lawyer, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
"Well that’s a bit steep, isn’t it!?"
"Yes it is, And what’s your third question!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
And we trust them to sort out our legal stuff!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. help!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
niceeeeeeeee oneeee, some really funny ones there, half of which i didnt undastand, probably cos too young but thanks for the others :DWww@Enter-QA@Com