:Chinese Proverbs: Funny or Not?!
Question: :Chinese Proverbs: Funny or Not!?
**Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone!.
**Man who stand on toilet, is high on pot!.
**Man who run behind car get exhausted!.
**Man who run in front of car get tired!.
**Man with hand in pocket, feel cocky all day!.
**Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give
wife upright organ!.
**Man who walk through airport turnstile side ways going to Bangkok!.
**Man who eat many prunes get goos run for
--money!.
**Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk
**Man who drives like hell, bound to get there!.
**It take many nails to build a crib, but one screw to
--fill it!.
**Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best
--thing on earth!.
**Wife who put husband in dog house, soon find
--him in cat house!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
**Man who stand on toilet, is high on pot!.
**Man who run behind car get exhausted!.
**Man who run in front of car get tired!.
**Man with hand in pocket, feel cocky all day!.
**Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give
wife upright organ!.
**Man who walk through airport turnstile side ways going to Bangkok!.
**Man who eat many prunes get goos run for
--money!.
**Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk
**Man who drives like hell, bound to get there!.
**It take many nails to build a crib, but one screw to
--fill it!.
**Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best
--thing on earth!.
**Wife who put husband in dog house, soon find
--him in cat house!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
haha, i love it!.
Of course you cant walk with four balls, thats just physics! but why didnt i think of that!?! I love the bangkok one too!.
aaaahhhhh confucius !.!.!. so wise!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Of course you cant walk with four balls, thats just physics! but why didnt i think of that!?! I love the bangkok one too!.
aaaahhhhh confucius !.!.!. so wise!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Some are, but you need to be careful not to offend anyone!.
Book titles:
Brown spots on wall by How flung poo
Under grand stands by See More Butts
Rushed to outhouse by Will He Make It - published by Bet he won't!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Book titles:
Brown spots on wall by How flung poo
Under grand stands by See More Butts
Rushed to outhouse by Will He Make It - published by Bet he won't!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
All thanx to Confucious!.!. hahahahaha
good ones!.!. thanx for sharingWww@Enter-QA@Com
good ones!.!. thanx for sharingWww@Enter-QA@Com
FunnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol genius!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This first one is sort of ok!. The rest aren't funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
well, not really funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i think i have found that way to cats house now!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i love em!! especially if you say it in chinese voice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thats so funny!.!.!.!.!.!.ur a wickedly grandma:)))Www@Enter-QA@Com