Have you ever used sarcasm????!
Question: Have you ever used sarcasm!?!?!?!?
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog Lola - and was in line to check out!. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms!.
I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it!. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry!. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again!.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story!.
Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital!?
I said no!.!.!.!.!.!.I was chasing a carWww@Enter-QA@Com
I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms!.
I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it!. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry!. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again!.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story!.
Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital!?
I said no!.!.!.!.!.!.I was chasing a carWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I love using sarcasm!.!.!.and chasing cars!!!!!!!! Y ou're really funny!. We must be a lot alike because I can think of things like that on the spot and l'm a natural-born-liar!!!!! Nice one, here's a star for you!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
No
Nevermind I just used sarcasm!. Well there's a first for everythingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Nevermind I just used sarcasm!. Well there's a first for everythingWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's awesome!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaha
heres a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
heres a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha did she really buy it lol what if she tries it actually happens ha i would ? 2 see thatWww@Enter-QA@Com