Theology- KID STYLE!?!


Question: Theology- KID STYLE!!?
1!. Dear God, Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter!. There is nothing good in there now!. Amanda

2!. Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy!. I never asked for anything before!. You can look it up!. Joyce

3!. Dear Mr!. God, I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart!. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot!. Janet

4!. Dear God, If we come back as somebody else, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton -because I hate her!. Denise

6!. God, I read the bible!. What does begat mean!? Nobody will tell me!. Love, Alison

7!. Dear God, How did you know you were God!? Who told you!? Charlene

8!. Dear God, Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house!? Anita

9!. Dear God, I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world!. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it!. NanWww@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Adore 15, 29 and 31!. Kids say the darnest things!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Aww, those are cute!

When I was little, I said, "If You're my dad, God, then that means I have 3 daddies; You, Daddy, and Barney!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahah awwww that is tooo cute!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

That was dope!! lol!.!.!.made me smile!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

here r a few more :
*henry 8th thought so much of Wolsely that he made him a cardigan!.
*5th commandment -humour thy mother and father -
*lots wife was a pillar of salt by day !.!.!.but a ball of fire by night !.
*christians can only have one wife ,this is called monotony !.
*the patron saint of travelers is st francis of the sea sick !.
will do for now ,keep some for later!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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