Does this describe your relationship with coffee in the morning?!
Question: Does this describe your relationship with coffee in the morning!?
You answer the door before people knock!.
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you!.
You ski uphill!.
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth!.
You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse!.
You lick your coffeepot clean!.
You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there!.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze!.
You chew on other people's fingernails!.
Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend!."
You can type sixty words per minute !.!.!. with your feet!.
You can jump-start your car without cables!.
Cocaine is a downer!.
You don't need a hammer to pound nails!.
Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low!."
You don't sweat, you percolate!.
You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel!.
You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug!.
You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee!.
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in!.
You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating themWww@Enter-QA@Com
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you!.
You ski uphill!.
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth!.
You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse!.
You lick your coffeepot clean!.
You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there!.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze!.
You chew on other people's fingernails!.
Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend!."
You can type sixty words per minute !.!.!. with your feet!.
You can jump-start your car without cables!.
Cocaine is a downer!.
You don't need a hammer to pound nails!.
Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low!."
You don't sweat, you percolate!.
You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel!.
You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug!.
You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee!.
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in!.
You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating themWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Were you the fly on the wall, that's been spying on me first thing in the morning!.
Hahahahahaha!!!!!!
You got that description down to a T
Yep that's me in the morn!.
And I think that donkey was named after me!.
Hee hee hee hee!!!!!
Good one 'lol' Thanks!!
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Cheers!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahahaha!!!!!!
You got that description down to a T
Yep that's me in the morn!.
And I think that donkey was named after me!.
Hee hee hee hee!!!!!
Good one 'lol' Thanks!!
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Cheers!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I do not do coffee, Gee look at all I have missed, so what, I have other things to do any way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No, but having to dash to the bathroom immediately afterwards does!. I'll say no more!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny, those are cute!.!.!.!.!.enjoyed themWww@Enter-QA@Com