2 nerd jokes?!


Question: 2 nerd jokes!?
Once a programmer drowned in the sea!. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting \'F1 F1\' and nobody understood it!.

Three men are being carted off to meet Madam Guillotine during the French Revolution!. A Frenchman, An Englishman, and A nerd!. The Executioner leads the Frenchman up the stairs and locks him in!. He asks the Frenchman if he has anything he wants to say!. The Frenchman says Vivre La France! The Executioner then pulls the cord but the blade fails to fall!. The crowd goes wild, it's divine intervention and the Executioner lets the Frenchman go free!. Next he leads the Englishman up, locks him in and ask's if he wants to say anything!. The Englishman says, Tis a far better thing I do, tis a far better place I go!.!.!. The Executioner then pulls the cord, and again the blade fails to fall!. The crowd erupts, another divine intervention!. The executioner lets the Englishman go free!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Those are funny!
Yes, I'm a nerd!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ahhaaa!.ahhaahahaha!.
this is not funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Totally didnt get the first one (but im sure its very funny to computer geeks :P ) !. The second one cracked me up thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com

I dunno about the jokes, but the comments are pretty funny!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Very funny,keep them coming!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

didnt kinda get it!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol!. what a retardWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha, those were okay!.!.!.

if you dont get it, "F1" is the Help button on Windows PCs!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i don't get itWww@Enter-QA@Com

i dont get it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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