Is this old joke a classic ....A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink and sits d!
Question: Is this old joke a classic !.!.!.!.A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink and sits down!.!?
A couple of minutes later, the bartender sees the guy talking to his hand!. Not wanting any of his other customers to beat this guy up, the bartender walks over and tells the guy to stop talking to his hand!.
"But I got a cell phone implanted in my hand, bartender!" Sure enough, the guy has a phone implanted in his hand!.
"Well, put it away before you get beaten up," says the bartender!.
This guy finishes his drink and goes to the washroom!. When he doesn't come out, the bartender gets worried and goes looking for this guy!.
He finds him in the washroom with a toilet paper roll shoved up his ***!.
"I told you," says the bartender!.
"Oh, I'm fine," says the guy, "just waiting for a fax!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"But I got a cell phone implanted in my hand, bartender!" Sure enough, the guy has a phone implanted in his hand!.
"Well, put it away before you get beaten up," says the bartender!.
This guy finishes his drink and goes to the washroom!. When he doesn't come out, the bartender gets worried and goes looking for this guy!.
He finds him in the washroom with a toilet paper roll shoved up his ***!.
"I told you," says the bartender!.
"Oh, I'm fine," says the guy, "just waiting for a fax!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
could be the joke of the dayWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahhahahahahahah very cleverWww@Enter-QA@Com
Great one Conan
Worth a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
Worth a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
GOOD ONE/LoLWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol not herd that 1 b4 :) xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Cool guy !.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
that guy drunk or what!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice ,Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!. not herad tht one b4!.!. gud one!.!. btw, was tht guy drunk or wht!?!?!? seemd so!.Www@Enter-QA@Com