Yall know any good blond jokes?!


Question: Yall know any good blond jokes!?
Answers:
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4





These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.



They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.

why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet


Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company!?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S!.



Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet


how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box



this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

A blonde went to electronics store and she asked, "How is much is this TV!?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes!."
The next day she came back as a brunette!. She asked the salesman how much the TV was!. He said, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes!."
The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was!. He said, "Sorry we don't sell to blondes!."
She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head!. How do you know I am a blonde!?"
"Because that is not a TV, it's a microwave


Hisgirl: blonde jokes aren't specifically directed to every single blonde more so the fake boobed dingy ones the type that deserve to be made fun of so chill out a little sheeshWww@Enter-QA@Com

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight
from LA to NY!. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game!?
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap!. Politely she declines
and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks!. The lawyer persists
and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun!.He explains,
"I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me
$5!.00, and vise versa!."Again, she declines and tries to get some
sleep!. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the
answer you pay me $5!.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay
you $500!.00!." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there
will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game!.
The lawyer asks the first question!. "What's the distance from the eart
to the moon!?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse,
pulls out a $5!.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer!."Okay," says the
lawyer," your turn!." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three
legs and comes down with four legs!?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his
laptop computer and searches all his references!. No answer!. He taps
into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the
Library of Congress!. No answer!. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all
his friends and coworkers, to no avail!. After an hour, he wakes the
blonde and hands her $500!.00!.The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns
back to get some more sleep!.the lawyer, who is more than a little miffed,
wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer!?" Without a word,
the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5!.00, and goes back to sleep!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were stranded on an island 4 miles away from any land!. The brunette decides to try and swim to land, gets 1/2 mile out and sinks!. Next the redhead tries; she gets 1 mile out and also sinks!. The blonde finally decides to give it a try!. She swims 2 miles, gives up, and goes back!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers!.
She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again, for no reason!."

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers!?"

The red head says, "Oh sure, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air!."

The blonde says "Don't you have a vase!?"




Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.and one blonde says to the other: "Which do you think is farther away!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Florida or the moon!?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?!?!?!?!?




A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night!. It was her turn!. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature!. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it!?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off!?"




A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun!. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead!. Well, the blonde is really angry!. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief!. She takes the gun and puts it to her head!. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

A red-head, brunette, and a blonde decide to go to the wish cliff!. If u jump off and say what u want to be then u will turn into it!. The red-head runs and jumps off and yells hawk, She turns into a red hawk and she flys off!. The brunette runs and jumps off and yells wolf!. She turns into a black wolf lands on her feet on the ground and runs off!. The blonde says oh this is easy so she runs and jumps off and yells "OOOOH SHIIT!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

There is a blond driving down the highway and she sees another blond in a wheat field in a row boat singing "Row, Row, Row Your Boat!." The blond in the car gets soo mad she pulls over to the side of the road and screams at the blond in the row boat, "IT'S BLONDS LIKE YOU THAT GIVE THE REST OF US A BAD NAME AND IF I KNEW HOW TO SWIM I'D SWIM OVER THERE AND KICK YOUR A S S!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

One day a blonde came out of her house!. she opened the mailbox and slammed it shut!. About 2 minutes later, she did the same thing!. Once again she went to the mailbox, opened it and slammed it so hard the face fell off!. So the neighbour who was trimming his lawn all this time asks,
"Something wrong!?"
"Sure is! My stupid computer keeps saying you've got mail!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M company!?

She kept throwing away all the "W"'s!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Not really but I do know a ton of stupid man and small penis jokes!. care to hear them!?

Would it be cool to make Jokes about Black People or disabled people as well!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

How do you drown a blonde!?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

how do you keep a blonde busy!?
put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the cornerWww@Enter-QA@Com

like the secretary that leaves Typex marks on the computer screen !?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Four blondes were driving to Disneyland!. When one of them saw a sign that said "Disneyland: Left", they went back home!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

2 blonds walk into a bar and one says ouch!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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