What is the funniest joke u still laugh on?!


Question: What is the funniest joke u still laugh on!?
Answers:
A man checked into a hotel in Australia!. There was a computer in his
room,so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife!. However, he accidentally
typed the wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent
the e-mail!.

Meanwhile!.!.!.!.!.somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from
her husband's funeral!. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting
messages from relatives and friends!.

After reading the first message, she fainted!. The widow's son rushed
into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen
which read:

To : My Loving Wife
Subject : I've Arrived
Date: May 27 2006

I know you're surprised to hear from me!. They have computers here now,
and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones!. I've just arrived
and have been checked in!. I see that everything has been prepared for your
arrival tomorrow!. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is
as uneventful as mine was!.

P!.s It is damn hot down here !!Www@Enter-QA@Com

A Grandpa and a Grandma always got very happy when they recalled the old days they were together!.!.


They made a decision, one day, to make it "yesterday once more"!.!.


They made a plan to date on the river bank they used to go when they were young!.


The next day, grandpa got up at 6 a!.m!. In the morning, dashed to the bank, picked up a big bunch of lovely flowers before sunrise, waited there for his sweetheart to come!.

But Grandpa ended up in disappointment as Grandma never showed up even after sunset!.

Grandpa went home in such anger!.


He opened the door, seeing Grandma lying on the sofa with her pillow!.


He threw the flowers on the floor and questioned:

"Why didn't you come to our date!.!.!.!?"




































Grandma hide her head in the pillow and replied shyly!.!.!.!.

"Mom didn't allow me to go!.!.!."

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so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After you rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."



An old woman walks into a singles bar looking for a little action!. A distinguished older gentleman approaches her and they really hit it off!. After a few drinks they decide to get a hotel room and get it on!. As they sit naked on the bed, the old man takes out his hearing aids and moves in!. The old woman stops him and says, "before we do this, i should tell you i have acute angina!." The old man looks at her, smiles and says, I sure hope so, cause you got ugly ****!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

An Arab at the airport:
- Name!?
- Abdul al-Rhazib!.
- Sex!?
- Three to five times a week!.
- No, no!.!.!. I mean male or female!?
- Male, female, sometimes camel!.!.!.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general!.
- But!.!.ugh!.!.isn't that hostile!?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
No, no! Deers run too fast !

I dont mean to offense Arabs!.!.please note its just a joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Jokes which are not related with any religion, caste or custom
are best and I really liked them!.
They make us laugh but when jokes cross thier limits then they are said to be as spam or abuse!.
I like jokes of ant and elephant!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women!?

Snowballs!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

bar jokes!. i love bar jokes or jokes that have a story!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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