Why don't men every understand what women mean ???!
Question: Why don't men every understand what women mean !?!?!?
A couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower!. Her husband is looking for a rake and can't find it!. He yells up to his wife, but she motions to him from the window like she can't hear!. So he points to his eye, hits his knee, and then makes raking motions!. ("I need the rake!.") She replies by pointing to her eye , grabbing her left breast, slaps her butt, then rubs her crotch!. The man is confused and runs upstairs!.
"What!? What was that!?"
"Eye, left tit, behind, the bush!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"What!? What was that!?"
"Eye, left tit, behind, the bush!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Loved it! Thank you for bringing a smile to my face this morning!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If anyone can see her after pointing to her eye ,then grabbing her left breast, slaps her butt, then especially rubs her crotch!. The hysband or man is in trouble because she's either showering naked on a upstairs outside glass enclosure and then she'll be on the neighborhood watch list because no bathroom window is low enough that some crazy could see her grabbing her left breast & then then rubs her crotch!.
I wonder if a Realty M!.L!.S!. listing service would list that as a view ( like when they say water view)
Oh I forgot what does she weigh!?
No offense to any obese people this is just getting a bit wild here, never know what to expext anymore!.
Would she give us all a Google worldview address!. Is this listed in the sexual offender list!? I don't eant my kids to see this!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I wonder if a Realty M!.L!.S!. listing service would list that as a view ( like when they say water view)
Oh I forgot what does she weigh!?
No offense to any obese people this is just getting a bit wild here, never know what to expext anymore!.
Would she give us all a Google worldview address!. Is this listed in the sexual offender list!? I don't eant my kids to see this!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol! that was a good one!. let me return the humor!
The Cardiologists' Funeral
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral!. A huge heart covered
in flowers stood behind the casket during the service!.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside!. The
heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever!.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter!.
When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry!. I was just thinking of my
own funeral---I'm a gynecologist!."
That's when the proctologist fainted!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The Cardiologists' Funeral
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral!. A huge heart covered
in flowers stood behind the casket during the service!.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside!. The
heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever!.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter!.
When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry!. I was just thinking of my
own funeral---I'm a gynecologist!."
That's when the proctologist fainted!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Has given me the best laugh of the day, and a star for you
Be careful though - the thought police and Max are on the prowl, this is my second account this weekWww@Enter-QA@Com
Be careful though - the thought police and Max are on the prowl, this is my second account this weekWww@Enter-QA@Com
Why don't men ever understand what women mean !? Because women don't understand ever what men wants!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAHA ! Hilarious ! Don't worry, I understood the question ! Who cares now for the "error" !! Very funny ! Star for you !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Wow!
Charades with that couple sure would be different and interesting =D
LOL
Star ^0^Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wow!
Charades with that couple sure would be different and interesting =D
LOL
Star ^0^Www@Enter-QA@Com
she knows where she left it exactly!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
if he doesn't go i will go!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.searching for it!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
but i am still trying to understand!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
if he doesn't go i will go!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.searching for it!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
but i am still trying to understand!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA!!!!!!!! that was hilarious!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Star that, I have seen similar jokes, but that was still funny!
Timothy
:o)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Timothy
:o)Www@Enter-QA@Com
THAT'S FUNNY! :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL nice one!
StarWww@Enter-QA@Com
StarWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hey good one, but didn't I see it here about a couple of weeks ago!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
GREAT ONE!.!.!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
hehehe!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good ones tough!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Going to file this one away 4 later use!! VERY FUNNY!. keep'm coming!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love it,Star for your behind the bush!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
it was alright!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahhhhhhhhahahhahahaahahahhahaha!.!.!. very good
what a riot!!!!!!
u deserve a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
what a riot!!!!!!
u deserve a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice one !.!. u deserve a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.twas gud!.!. actually men dnt understand what women mean!.!.!. n u just proved it!.!. ;]]Www@Enter-QA@Com