Mature...I bet I can bite my right eye?!


Question: Mature!.!.!.I bet I can bite my right eye!?
A man walks in to a bar and talks to some people at a table then walks to the bar and asks the bartender I bet I can bite my right eye for 50$!.Go ahead!.!.!.The man pulls out his false teeth and bites his eye!.OK double or nothing!.I bet I can bite my left eye!.go ahead!.The man pulls out his left glass eye and puts in his mouth!.The bartender is mad now!.OK I will bet you another one!.I bet I can take this shot glass and slide it down your bar and pee in it w/out spilling a drop !.OK for 200$!.The man slides down the shot glass and pees all over the bar, all over the floor!.The bartender is laughing and the customers are laughing!.The man zips up his pants and says to the bartender,what are you laughing about!?See those guys at that table i talked to when I came in!.I bet them a 1000$ that I could pee on the bar and the bartender would laugh about itWww@Enter-QA@Com


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!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com

in my opinion, Quentin tells it better!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hahahahaha goooood one!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Clever!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

thats really funny tell anotherWww@Enter-QA@Com

not funny more like digustingWww@Enter-QA@Com

Haha that was a good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I thought it was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

not funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

hi there dumbfock!
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahah great here's a starWww@Enter-QA@Com

that was goodWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com

not mature!.!.!.
like it!.!.!.don't love it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

What!?Www@Enter-QA@Com



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