Okay jokers.....lets hear the blonde jokes?!
Question: Okay jokers!.!.!.!.!.lets hear the blonde jokes!?
Lets hear your blonde jokes!.!.!.!.!.!.You know how it goes!. The person with the most "thumbs up" wins!.!.!.so better make them funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito, when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking!.!.!.
horrible joke :-pWww@Enter-QA@Com
horrible joke :-pWww@Enter-QA@Com
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor!. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet!.
The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet!?"
"That's a good question!. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground!."
After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet!?"
"That's a good question!. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground!."
After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane!. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence!. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50!.00!. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted!.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star!?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5!. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs!?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled!. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer!. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50!.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question!?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5Www@Enter-QA@Com
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star!?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5!. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs!?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled!. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer!. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50!.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question!?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5Www@Enter-QA@Com
A car gets a flat on the interstate one day!. The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk!. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic!.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to approaching drivers not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up!.
It isn't very long before a police car arrives!. The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, 'What's going on here!?''
My car broke down, officer' says the woman calmly!.'
Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road!?' he asks!.
'Helllooooooo!!!!' says the blonde!. 'Those are my emergency flashers!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to approaching drivers not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up!.
It isn't very long before a police car arrives!. The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, 'What's going on here!?''
My car broke down, officer' says the woman calmly!.'
Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road!?' he asks!.
'Helllooooooo!!!!' says the blonde!. 'Those are my emergency flashers!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company!?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S!.
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company!?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S!.
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers!.
She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again, for no reason!."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers!?"
The red head says, "Oh sure, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air!."
The blonde says "Don't you have a vase!?"
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.and one blonde says to the other: "Which do you think is farther away!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Florida or the moon!?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?!?!?!?!?
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night!. It was her turn!. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature!. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it!?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off!?"
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals!. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them!." A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin!?"
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W!."
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun!. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead!. Well, the blonde is really angry!. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief!. She takes the gun and puts it to her head!. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
A blonde one day went home on a highway in a hailstorm!. When she got home, she had a bunch of dents in her car!. She went to an auto repairman, and since the guy saw she was blonde, he thought he'd have a little fun with her!. When she asked him what to do with the dents, he told her to go home, and blow through the muffler tip to pop out the dents!. When she went home, she did what he said!. She blew!. It didn't work!. She blew harder!. It still didn't work!. She blew as hard as she can!. It still didn't work! When her also blonde roommate came home she asked what she was doing!. When the blonde told her what the repair guy said about blowing through the muffler to pop out the dents, her roommate said, "Noooo! IDIOT! You have to roll up the windows first!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again, for no reason!."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers!?"
The red head says, "Oh sure, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air!."
The blonde says "Don't you have a vase!?"
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.and one blonde says to the other: "Which do you think is farther away!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Florida or the moon!?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?!?!?!?!?
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night!. It was her turn!. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature!. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it!?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off!?"
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals!. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them!." A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin!?"
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W!."
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun!. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead!. Well, the blonde is really angry!. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief!. She takes the gun and puts it to her head!. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
A blonde one day went home on a highway in a hailstorm!. When she got home, she had a bunch of dents in her car!. She went to an auto repairman, and since the guy saw she was blonde, he thought he'd have a little fun with her!. When she asked him what to do with the dents, he told her to go home, and blow through the muffler tip to pop out the dents!. When she went home, she did what he said!. She blew!. It didn't work!. She blew harder!. It still didn't work!. She blew as hard as she can!. It still didn't work! When her also blonde roommate came home she asked what she was doing!. When the blonde told her what the repair guy said about blowing through the muffler to pop out the dents, her roommate said, "Noooo! IDIOT! You have to roll up the windows first!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner!.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black!.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes!.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red!.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time!.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes!.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde!?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black!.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes!.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red!.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time!.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes!.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde!?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Three women are about to be executed!. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blond!. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests!.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready !. !. !. Aim !. !. !." Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around!. She manages to escape!. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests!.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready !. !. !. Aim !. !. !." The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around!. She too escapes execution!. By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did!. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests!.
She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready !. !. !. Aim !. !. !."
The blond shouts, "fire!!"
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A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home!?" "Sure," he replies!. "What's the problem!?"
"Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces!." "Look on the box," he said!. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is!." "It's a big rooster," she said!. The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready !. !. !. Aim !. !. !." Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around!. She manages to escape!. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests!.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready !. !. !. Aim !. !. !." The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around!. She too escapes execution!. By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did!. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests!.
She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready !. !. !. Aim !. !. !."
The blond shouts, "fire!!"
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A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home!?" "Sure," he replies!. "What's the problem!?"
"Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces!." "Look on the box," he said!. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is!." "It's a big rooster," she said!. The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Blind man walks into a bar!.!.!.sits down and asks the bartender!.!.!."wanna hear a blonde joke!?" Bartender says!.!.!.!."well, I'm blonde, I'd probably not find much humor in it!.!.!.the man beside you is 263# and blonde, the man behind you is #285 and blonde!. Do ya still wanna tell your joke!?" Blind man says!.!.!.!.!."NO WAY! I'm not explaining it 3 times!"
and!.!.!.BTW!.!.!. I'm blonde~Www@Enter-QA@Com
and!.!.!.BTW!.!.!. I'm blonde~Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are all stranded on a deserted island, and they find a magic lamp!. The genie grants each of them 1 wish!. The brunette and red head both wish that they were home and their wish is granted, then the blonde wishes that her friends were back!.!.!.
Then all three of them try to swim to shore when they realize that it is about 20 miles away!. The brunette swims 5 miles gets tired and drowns!. The red head swims 7 miles, gets tired, and drowns!. Then the blonde swims 10 mles, gets tired, and swims back!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Then all three of them try to swim to shore when they realize that it is about 20 miles away!. The brunette swims 5 miles gets tired and drowns!. The red head swims 7 miles, gets tired, and drowns!. Then the blonde swims 10 mles, gets tired, and swims back!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
there are 3 men that work at a construction site, a mexican, an italian, and a blonde
they're about to have lunch and so the mexican guy opens his lunch box and he gets a burito and he says "if i get a burito again i'm going to jump off this building and kill myself!."
the italian guy opens his lunch box and he gets pasta and he says "if i get pasta again i'm going to jump off this building and kill myself!." the blonde guy opens his lunch box and he gets a sandwhich he says "if i get a sandwhich again i'm going to jump off this building and kill myself!."
The next day the Mexican opens his lunch box and he get a burito, so he jumps off the building and kills himself!. the Italian opens his lunch box and he get pasta, so he jumps off the building and kills himself!. the blonde opens his lunch box and he get a sandwhich, so he jumps off the building and kills himself
On the day of their funeral, the Mexican's wife says in tears "if i knew he didnt want a burito, i wouldnt have packed it for him" and the Italian's wife says in tears "if i knew he didnt want pasta, i wouldnt have packed it for him"
then both of them look at the blonde's wife,
the blonde's wife say's "dont look at me, he packs his own lunch"Www@Enter-QA@Com
they're about to have lunch and so the mexican guy opens his lunch box and he gets a burito and he says "if i get a burito again i'm going to jump off this building and kill myself!."
the italian guy opens his lunch box and he gets pasta and he says "if i get pasta again i'm going to jump off this building and kill myself!." the blonde guy opens his lunch box and he gets a sandwhich he says "if i get a sandwhich again i'm going to jump off this building and kill myself!."
The next day the Mexican opens his lunch box and he get a burito, so he jumps off the building and kills himself!. the Italian opens his lunch box and he get pasta, so he jumps off the building and kills himself!. the blonde opens his lunch box and he get a sandwhich, so he jumps off the building and kills himself
On the day of their funeral, the Mexican's wife says in tears "if i knew he didnt want a burito, i wouldnt have packed it for him" and the Italian's wife says in tears "if i knew he didnt want pasta, i wouldnt have packed it for him"
then both of them look at the blonde's wife,
the blonde's wife say's "dont look at me, he packs his own lunch"Www@Enter-QA@Com
this blonde haired girl walks into a store and asks for that microwave people were wanting it too!. this black haired girl, and his red haired girl asked for it too and the man sayed that he woudn't giev it to the girls!. why not!? because it wasn't a microwave!. the girls thought that it was amazing how a tv could play videos and cook dinner at the same time!. HAHAHAHA!Www@Enter-QA@Com
What do you call a blonde in the freezer!?
A frosted flake
Why do blondes wear panties!?
to keep their ankles warm
What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic!?
They know how many men went down on the TitanicWww@Enter-QA@Com
A frosted flake
Why do blondes wear panties!?
to keep their ankles warm
What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic!?
They know how many men went down on the TitanicWww@Enter-QA@Com
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator!?
A: The blonde works in the dark!
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle!?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A: The blonde works in the dark!
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle!?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why are blondes like bowling balls!?
Because you can grab them, finger them, and throw them in the gutter and they keep comming back for more!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because you can grab them, finger them, and throw them in the gutter and they keep comming back for more!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a blond gets introduced to 2 co workers by her boss he said to her jessica neil and bob SHE THEN STARTS GIVEING HER BOSS ORAL SEX AND NEIL AND BOB SAY NO THOSE ARE OUR NAMESWww@Enter-QA@Com
how many blonde does it take to change a tire!?!?
- none, just a douche bagg to change it for them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
- none, just a douche bagg to change it for them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up a car!?!?
She burnt her mouth on the exhaust pipeWww@Enter-QA@Com
She burnt her mouth on the exhaust pipeWww@Enter-QA@Com
why did the blonde's belly button hurt after sex!? She had a blonde boyfriend too!.!.!.O!.oWww@Enter-QA@Com
YOu guys are jlust jealous you are not blondWww@Enter-QA@Com
hey i'm blonde!
LETS HEAR SOME BRUNETTE JOKES!!!!!!!!!!
BLONDES ARE JUST HOTTER AND HAVE MORE FUN SO WHEN THE BLONDES ARE OUT HAVIN FUN THE BRUNETTES ARE SITTING AT HOME TRYIN TO MAE UP NEW BLONDE JOKES!!!!!
OHH!.!.!.!.!.!.!.THOSE JEALOUS JEALOUS BRUNETTES =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
LETS HEAR SOME BRUNETTE JOKES!!!!!!!!!!
BLONDES ARE JUST HOTTER AND HAVE MORE FUN SO WHEN THE BLONDES ARE OUT HAVIN FUN THE BRUNETTES ARE SITTING AT HOME TRYIN TO MAE UP NEW BLONDE JOKES!!!!!
OHH!.!.!.!.!.!.!.THOSE JEALOUS JEALOUS BRUNETTES =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911(pronounced 9 and then 11)!?
Because she couldn't find the 911!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because she couldn't find the 911!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
why do brunettes tell so many blonde jokes!? because they have nothing else to do at night while the blondes are goingoutWww@Enter-QA@Com
why did the blonde nurse take a marker pen to work!? To draw blood!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com