Do you think this nice man should have bothered to help her?!
Question: Do you think this nice man should have bothered to help her!?
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt!.
When the bus arrived, and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight that she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach the step!.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reaches back and unzipps her skirt a little!.
She still could not reach the step!. Embarrassed, she reaches back once again to unzip it a little more!. Still, she couldn't reach the step!.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reaches back and unzips her skirt all the way!.
Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifts up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step!.
So, seeing how embarrased the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus!.
The girl turns around furiously and says, “How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!”
Shocked, the man says, “Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
When the bus arrived, and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight that she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach the step!.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reaches back and unzipps her skirt a little!.
She still could not reach the step!. Embarrassed, she reaches back once again to unzip it a little more!. Still, she couldn't reach the step!.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reaches back and unzips her skirt all the way!.
Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifts up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step!.
So, seeing how embarrased the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus!.
The girl turns around furiously and says, “How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!”
Shocked, the man says, “Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
A good 'un!. The guy's answer was totally unexpected!. Thanks for the good laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
of course he should,its always nice to give a lady a helping hand,,,
i found a lady on the beach the other day someone had buried her in the sand,right up to her neck,,she said"can you help me out of here please!?" and i replied
"depends,whats in it for me,besides sand!"
well i am only human after all!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i found a lady on the beach the other day someone had buried her in the sand,right up to her neck,,she said"can you help me out of here please!?" and i replied
"depends,whats in it for me,besides sand!"
well i am only human after all!Www@Enter-QA@Com
he was obligated given the circumstances!.!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
She wasn't a blond by any chance, was she!?!.
She certainly would fit in with the other boxed blonde's!.
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Cheers!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
She certainly would fit in with the other boxed blonde's!.
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Cheers!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
brilliant joke lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
i think by that time there would have been a handy hand rail there to help her board the bussWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg!! hahaha thats great! loved it ? !!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well, it never hurts to help people out!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats a good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
like that oneWww@Enter-QA@Com