DO U WANNA BE A MILLIONARE?...{blonde joke}?!


Question: DO U WANNA BE A MILLIONARE!?!.!.!.{blonde joke}!?
A contestant on 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' had reached the final plateau!. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000!. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the
$32,000 milestone money!.
As she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no pushover:
Which of the following species of birds does not build its own nest, but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds!?

Is it:
A) the condor;
B) the buzzard;
C) the cuckoo; or
D) the vulture!?

The woman was on the spot!. She did not know the answer!. And she was doubly on the spot because she had used up her 50/50 Lifeline and her Audience Poll Lifeline!. All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline and the woman had hoped against hope that she would not have to use it because the only friend that she knew would be home happened to be a blonde!. But the contestant had no alternative!.
1 day ago - 2 days left to answer!.
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1 day ago

She called her friend and gave her the question and the four choices!.
The blonde responded unhesitatingly, 'That's easy!. The answer is C: the cuckoo!.'
The contestant had to make a decision and make it fast!. She considered employing a reverse strategy and giving Regis any answer except the one that her friend had given her!. And considering that her friend was a blonde, it would seem to be the logical thing to do!. On the other hand, the blonde had responded with such confidence, such certitude, that the contestant could not help but be persuaded!.
'I need an answer,' said Regis!.
'C: The cuckoo!.'
'Is that your final answer!?' asked Regis!.
'Yes, that is my final answer!.'
Two seconds later, Regis said, 'I regret to inform you that the answer is!.!.!.!.absolutely correct!. You are now a millionaire!'
A few days later, the contestant hosted a party for her family and friends, including the blonde who had helped her win the million dollars!.
1 day ago

'Jenny, I just do not know how to thank you,' said the contestant!.
'Because of your knowing the answer to that final question, I am now a millionaire!. And do you want to know something!? It was the assuredness with which you answered the question that convinced me to go with your choice!. By the way, how did you happen to know the right answer!?'
'Oh, come on!' said the blonde!. 'Everybody knows that cuckoos don't build nests!. They live in clocks!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Blonde jokes, yay!!!!

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see we are good for something after all!.

Mind you,,, I am your favourite blonde!!!! aren't I!!?!?!?

HUH!?!?!?
cuckoo you say!!!!

xox

EDIT:
ohh look, my answer matches my avatar!.!. (ohh I'm so cool)
ja gotta luv me eh!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

rofl good one



blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha i heard this before!. dumb blond jokes crack me up!.

this is a website with great jokes =] check it out if you can


http://www!.humorsphere!.com/sms/dumb_blon!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

HAHAHA!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Extremely funny!! Star!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha
lol
that was just mindblowing
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

omg that is so freakin hilarious!.!.!.im gonna tell that 2 my sister!.!.!.she jus recently dyed her hair blonde!!

STAR FOR YOU!!!!.!.=DWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahahahaha lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahahahahahahahaha
that is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!lol
LMAO!!!!good JOB!!!!!
STAR!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha that's pretty hilarious!.!.!.
star for you! :o)Www@Enter-QA@Com

that is hilarious thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com

nice copypaste!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

thats pretty funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

you must have copied this from someone on here

cuz theres alot of " 1 day ago "Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol thats sooooo funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahahahaha! i love dumb blond jokes
star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com

That's a wonderful "Blonde" joke; lol!. Have a handful of stars!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL finally blonde has some senseWww@Enter-QA@Com

Blonde jokes are so funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha that was pretty funny! that's a blonde for ya! and hey atleast she got it right for her friend!Www@Enter-QA@Com

aha quite funny manWww@Enter-QA@Com

Where do you get them !? That was 9/10!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ROFLWww@Enter-QA@Com

You copied and pasted this didnt you!?
Its best to leave out the dates!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

holy crap that is a weak punchline!. That joke sucks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

pretty good! sounds like me!Www@Enter-QA@Com

good one!. taking this one twoWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol FUN-NAY!!!
awesome joke!

***u deserve a star***Www@Enter-QA@Com

that was close

very funny

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

5 STARS! awsome joke!. hehe im telling that one to my friendsWww@Enter-QA@Com

awww thats a cute one!!! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com



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