DO U WANNA BE A MILLIONARE?...{blonde joke}?!
Question: DO U WANNA BE A MILLIONARE!?!.!.!.{blonde joke}!?
A contestant on 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' had reached the final plateau!. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000!. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the
$32,000 milestone money!.
As she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no pushover:
Which of the following species of birds does not build its own nest, but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds!?
Is it:
A) the condor;
B) the buzzard;
C) the cuckoo; or
D) the vulture!?
The woman was on the spot!. She did not know the answer!. And she was doubly on the spot because she had used up her 50/50 Lifeline and her Audience Poll Lifeline!. All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline and the woman had hoped against hope that she would not have to use it because the only friend that she knew would be home happened to be a blonde!. But the contestant had no alternative!.
1 day ago - 2 days left to answer!.
Additional Details
1 day ago
She called her friend and gave her the question and the four choices!.
The blonde responded unhesitatingly, 'That's easy!. The answer is C: the cuckoo!.'
The contestant had to make a decision and make it fast!. She considered employing a reverse strategy and giving Regis any answer except the one that her friend had given her!. And considering that her friend was a blonde, it would seem to be the logical thing to do!. On the other hand, the blonde had responded with such confidence, such certitude, that the contestant could not help but be persuaded!.
'I need an answer,' said Regis!.
'C: The cuckoo!.'
'Is that your final answer!?' asked Regis!.
'Yes, that is my final answer!.'
Two seconds later, Regis said, 'I regret to inform you that the answer is!.!.!.!.absolutely correct!. You are now a millionaire!'
A few days later, the contestant hosted a party for her family and friends, including the blonde who had helped her win the million dollars!.
1 day ago
'Jenny, I just do not know how to thank you,' said the contestant!.
'Because of your knowing the answer to that final question, I am now a millionaire!. And do you want to know something!? It was the assuredness with which you answered the question that convinced me to go with your choice!. By the way, how did you happen to know the right answer!?'
'Oh, come on!' said the blonde!. 'Everybody knows that cuckoos don't build nests!. They live in clocks!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
$32,000 milestone money!.
As she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no pushover:
Which of the following species of birds does not build its own nest, but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds!?
Is it:
A) the condor;
B) the buzzard;
C) the cuckoo; or
D) the vulture!?
The woman was on the spot!. She did not know the answer!. And she was doubly on the spot because she had used up her 50/50 Lifeline and her Audience Poll Lifeline!. All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline and the woman had hoped against hope that she would not have to use it because the only friend that she knew would be home happened to be a blonde!. But the contestant had no alternative!.
1 day ago - 2 days left to answer!.
Additional Details
1 day ago
She called her friend and gave her the question and the four choices!.
The blonde responded unhesitatingly, 'That's easy!. The answer is C: the cuckoo!.'
The contestant had to make a decision and make it fast!. She considered employing a reverse strategy and giving Regis any answer except the one that her friend had given her!. And considering that her friend was a blonde, it would seem to be the logical thing to do!. On the other hand, the blonde had responded with such confidence, such certitude, that the contestant could not help but be persuaded!.
'I need an answer,' said Regis!.
'C: The cuckoo!.'
'Is that your final answer!?' asked Regis!.
'Yes, that is my final answer!.'
Two seconds later, Regis said, 'I regret to inform you that the answer is!.!.!.!.absolutely correct!. You are now a millionaire!'
A few days later, the contestant hosted a party for her family and friends, including the blonde who had helped her win the million dollars!.
1 day ago
'Jenny, I just do not know how to thank you,' said the contestant!.
'Because of your knowing the answer to that final question, I am now a millionaire!. And do you want to know something!? It was the assuredness with which you answered the question that convinced me to go with your choice!. By the way, how did you happen to know the right answer!?'
'Oh, come on!' said the blonde!. 'Everybody knows that cuckoos don't build nests!. They live in clocks!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Blonde jokes, yay!!!!
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see we are good for something after all!.
Mind you,,, I am your favourite blonde!!!! aren't I!!?!?!?
HUH!?!?!?
cuckoo you say!!!!
xox
EDIT:
ohh look, my answer matches my avatar!.!. (ohh I'm so cool)
ja gotta luv me eh!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.I!.!.!.
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__?____?_?____?
__?______?_____?
___?___LOVE___?
_____?_______?
_______?___?
__________? !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.them!.
see we are good for something after all!.
Mind you,,, I am your favourite blonde!!!! aren't I!!?!?!?
HUH!?!?!?
cuckoo you say!!!!
xox
EDIT:
ohh look, my answer matches my avatar!.!. (ohh I'm so cool)
ja gotta luv me eh!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
rofl good one
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4Www@Enter-QA@Com
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha i heard this before!. dumb blond jokes crack me up!.
this is a website with great jokes =] check it out if you can
http://www!.humorsphere!.com/sms/dumb_blon!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
this is a website with great jokes =] check it out if you can
http://www!.humorsphere!.com/sms/dumb_blon!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Extremely funny!! Star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha
lol
that was just mindblowing
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol
that was just mindblowing
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg that is so freakin hilarious!.!.!.im gonna tell that 2 my sister!.!.!.she jus recently dyed her hair blonde!!
STAR FOR YOU!!!!.!.=DWww@Enter-QA@Com
STAR FOR YOU!!!!.!.=DWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaha lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahahaha
that is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!lol
LMAO!!!!good JOB!!!!!
STAR!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!lol
LMAO!!!!good JOB!!!!!
STAR!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha that's pretty hilarious!.!.!.
star for you! :o)Www@Enter-QA@Com
star for you! :o)Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is hilarious thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice copypaste!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats pretty funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
you must have copied this from someone on here
cuz theres alot of " 1 day ago "Www@Enter-QA@Com
cuz theres alot of " 1 day ago "Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats sooooo funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaha! i love dumb blond jokes
star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's a wonderful "Blonde" joke; lol!. Have a handful of stars!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL finally blonde has some senseWww@Enter-QA@Com
Blonde jokes are so funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha that was pretty funny! that's a blonde for ya! and hey atleast she got it right for her friend!Www@Enter-QA@Com
aha quite funny manWww@Enter-QA@Com
Where do you get them !? That was 9/10!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFLWww@Enter-QA@Com
You copied and pasted this didnt you!?
Its best to leave out the dates!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Its best to leave out the dates!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
holy crap that is a weak punchline!. That joke sucks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
pretty good! sounds like me!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!. taking this one twoWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol FUN-NAY!!!
awesome joke!
***u deserve a star***Www@Enter-QA@Com
awesome joke!
***u deserve a star***Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was close
very funny
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
5 STARS! awsome joke!. hehe im telling that one to my friendsWww@Enter-QA@Com
awww thats a cute one!!! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com