Remember this old Blonde joke??!
Question: Remember this old Blonde joke!?!?
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it!.
"That’s impossible," says the doctor!. "Show me!."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony!. She pushes her knee and screams, she pushes her ankle and screams and on and on it goes!.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you!?
She says "No, I'm really a blonde!."
"I thought so," he says!. "Your finger is broken!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"That’s impossible," says the doctor!. "Show me!."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony!. She pushes her knee and screams, she pushes her ankle and screams and on and on it goes!.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you!?
She says "No, I'm really a blonde!."
"I thought so," he says!. "Your finger is broken!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
haha!.!.i never heard of it but that has to be one of the best blonde jokes i've heardWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao good one
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
If I was the doctor I would have been suspicious that the elbow, knee and ankle weren't OK!. It was a very presumptious diagnosis without even examining the finger!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
FUNNY!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaha!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats retarded yet funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hehehehe!!!!
why did the blonde have square boobs!?!?
she forgot to take the tissues out of the box!Www@Enter-QA@Com
why did the blonde have square boobs!?!?
she forgot to take the tissues out of the box!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!.!.!.
What do you call a blonde standing on her head!?
A brunette with bad breath!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What do you call a blonde standing on her head!?
A brunette with bad breath!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
it may be old but i never heard it!. SOOOO funny!. didn't see it coming!. LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah, i remember it!. Its funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That one is older than meWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny lol xWww@Enter-QA@Com
cool I thought it was funny! XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
yeah, i remember this one
funny:DWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny:DWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol i'm a brunnette but blondes arent that bad theres this teachers pet that gets all A+ on her report card!.
man!.!.!. do i hate her that stupid retarded lesbo suck upWww@Enter-QA@Com
man!.!.!. do i hate her that stupid retarded lesbo suck upWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha! im so going to use that tomorrow in band! ahhaha! :pWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol
how did the blonde burn her nose!?
bobbing for french friesWww@Enter-QA@Com
how did the blonde burn her nose!?
bobbing for french friesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very good made me laugh!.
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brill gave me a giggle cheersWww@Enter-QA@Com
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very good!.!.!. never heard this one before star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hee Hee!.!.!.Never heard this one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com