Doctors joke?!
Question: Doctors joke!?
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr!. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts!. Dr!. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!."
She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realised she had forgotten her morning ritual!.
Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn’t recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!."
A guy sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr!. Smith’s!?" "Why, yes I am!.!.!. How did you know!?" He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realised she had forgotten her morning ritual!.
Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn’t recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!."
A guy sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr!. Smith’s!?" "Why, yes I am!.!.!. How did you know!?" He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes
An old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes
An old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha Ha!! Funny!.!.!.here's a blond/doctor joke for ya
So a blond goes to her doctor and says, "I want to go on the pill!." The doctor hands her the prescription and says, "Take one every day!.!.!.if you miss a day double up!."
So three months later the blond comes back to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm pregnant!" The doctor says,"Well, did you take the pill every day like a told you!?" The blond says, "Yes, but they kept falling out *shrug!.!.like idk*"
Giggle!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
So a blond goes to her doctor and says, "I want to go on the pill!." The doctor hands her the prescription and says, "Take one every day!.!.!.if you miss a day double up!."
So three months later the blond comes back to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm pregnant!" The doctor says,"Well, did you take the pill every day like a told you!?" The blond says, "Yes, but they kept falling out *shrug!.!.like idk*"
Giggle!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That one is really cute!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heheheeeh!. I know what he is gonna say LOL!. Terrific joke!. Here have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Awesome ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was awesome!.!.!.!.I loved it!. I wonder how I can get this guys office number!.!.!.I mean!.!.!.!.it is for a friend!.!.!.!.!.I mean!.!.!.!.errrr!.!.!.!.good job!. I liked the joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha this is funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. That was a pretty great joke!. Good job!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was pretty good!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
whoo! i love it! go dr!. smith! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh my gosh!.!.!.!.this joke is funny!.!.!.!.i love it!.!.!.!.and i thought it would have another endingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha! that's a very hilarious you made my day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com