The things kids say....part 11.?!
Question: The things kids say!.!.!.!.part 11!.!?
PREGNANCY:
When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower!. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"
I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy!." "I know," she replied !.!.!. "but what is growing in your butt!?"
HEAVEN:
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven!?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St!. Peter says, "For Heaven's sake, Jimmy, come in or stay out!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower!. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"
I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy!." "I know," she replied !.!.!. "but what is growing in your butt!?"
HEAVEN:
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven!?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St!. Peter says, "For Heaven's sake, Jimmy, come in or stay out!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Lmao!. Love the first one!. Brought on an unexpected giggle!. Everyone in the office just looked at me!. Lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hehe Good one, new jokes at that therefore the star, the first one could very well Go in Little Johnny Jokes Collection!.!.Thank for the smileWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha "stick"
Good ones!.
I like #2 I can relate to that from when my kids were small!.
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Good ones!.
I like #2 I can relate to that from when my kids were small!.
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Cheers!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny jokes!. Nice one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
That is so sweet lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
CuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
very cute!Www@Enter-QA@Com
awww thats cute!Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com