The things kids say....part 13.?!
Question: The things kids say!.!.!.!.part 13!.!?
REALISTICALLY SPEAKING:
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture!. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer!. She's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael!. He's an actor!.' "A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher!. She's dead!."
PRACTICAL EDUCATION:
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood!. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face!." "Yes miss!." the boys said!. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position, the blood doesn't run into my feet!?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause yer feet ain't empty!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture!. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer!. She's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael!. He's an actor!.' "A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher!. She's dead!."
PRACTICAL EDUCATION:
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood!. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face!." "Yes miss!." the boys said!. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position, the blood doesn't run into my feet!?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause yer feet ain't empty!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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