Tell me the funniest joke you know?!
Question: Tell me the funniest joke you know!?
Answers:
there was a blonde, a brunette and a red head and they all died in a car crash and in order to get to heaven they had to climb the 99 steps of jokes and if you laugh when god tells you a joke you go straight to hell!.
so the brunette got up to stair 25, laughed, and fell to hell
the redhead got up to step 50, laughed, and fell to hell
the blonde got all the way to 99 and god said "welcome to heaven!" and the blonde started to laugh and god said"why are you laughing, that wasnt even funny!" and the blonde said "oh i just got the 1st 1!"
heres another:
there were 3 people working on the top of a building and each of their wives packed them something different for lunch!.!.!. the mexican got a burrito everyday, the chinese one got noodles everyday for lunch and the american always got a hamburger!. so one day they decided that if they got the same lunch the next day that they would jump off the building!.
so the next day the mexican had a burrito for lunch, jumped off the building, and died!.
the chinise man had noodles,jumped off the building, and died!.
the american had a hamburger, jumped off the building, and died!.
at the fueneral the chinese and the mexican were crying and the american wife was laughing so the other 2 asked "why are you laughing at this horrible time!?" and she said, i never paked his lunch! he did!
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so the brunette got up to stair 25, laughed, and fell to hell
the redhead got up to step 50, laughed, and fell to hell
the blonde got all the way to 99 and god said "welcome to heaven!" and the blonde started to laugh and god said"why are you laughing, that wasnt even funny!" and the blonde said "oh i just got the 1st 1!"
heres another:
there were 3 people working on the top of a building and each of their wives packed them something different for lunch!.!.!. the mexican got a burrito everyday, the chinese one got noodles everyday for lunch and the american always got a hamburger!. so one day they decided that if they got the same lunch the next day that they would jump off the building!.
so the next day the mexican had a burrito for lunch, jumped off the building, and died!.
the chinise man had noodles,jumped off the building, and died!.
the american had a hamburger, jumped off the building, and died!.
at the fueneral the chinese and the mexican were crying and the american wife was laughing so the other 2 asked "why are you laughing at this horrible time!?" and she said, i never paked his lunch! he did!
LOLzzWww@Enter-QA@Com
An old woman walks into a singles bar looking for a little action!. A distinguished older gentleman approaches her and they really hit it off!. After a few drinks they decide to get a hotel room and get it on!. As they sit naked on the bed, the old man takes out his hearing aids and moves in!. The old woman stops him and says, "before we do this, i should tell you i have acute angina!." The old man looks at her, smiles and says, I sure hope so, cause you got ugly ****!."
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr!. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts!. Dr!. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!."
She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realised she had forgotten her morning ritual!.
Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn’t recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!."
A guy sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr!. Smith’s!?" "Why, yes I am!.!.!. How did you know!?" He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr!. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts!. Dr!. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!."
She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realised she had forgotten her morning ritual!.
Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn’t recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!."
A guy sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr!. Smith’s!?" "Why, yes I am!.!.!. How did you know!?" He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of the front of his pants!. The bartender says "hey buddy did you know you have a steering wheel in your pants!?"!. The pirate says "YAR!.!.!.it's driving me nuts"!.
One more for the road!.!.!.
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey buddy, why the long face!?"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
One more for the road!.!.!.
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey buddy, why the long face!?"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
why did the chicken cross the road!?
to cross the other side!
lol that cracks me up every time lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
to cross the other side!
lol that cracks me up every time lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
Why did Billy blush when he opened the fridge!?
He saw salad dressing!
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He saw salad dressing!
tehe<3Www@Enter-QA@Com
2 car crash in mexico!.!.!.!.!.1000 killedWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats wat she saidWww@Enter-QA@Com