You wanna joke?!
Question: You wanna joke!?
A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar!.
FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS OUR TEST!
So the guy asks the bartender what the test is!. The Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it!. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth!.!.!.you have to remove it with your bare hands!. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm!. You gotta make things right for her!."
The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it!. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there!. Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah!?"
He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face!. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence!.
The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body!. "Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS OUR TEST!
So the guy asks the bartender what the test is!. The Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it!. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth!.!.!.you have to remove it with your bare hands!. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm!. You gotta make things right for her!."
The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it!. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there!. Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah!?"
He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face!. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence!.
The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body!. "Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
he sexed an alligotor! LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
☆☆☆☆☆ funny!. ive got 1
Three guys on a holiday together end up having to share a bed, they awake the next morning, guy on the left says 'you know i had a gr8 dream last night that this gorgeous girl was pleasuring me, guy on the right says 'thats strange i had the same dream' guy in the middle says 'thats not fair all i dreamt about was skiing' lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Three guys on a holiday together end up having to share a bed, they awake the next morning, guy on the left says 'you know i had a gr8 dream last night that this gorgeous girl was pleasuring me, guy on the right says 'thats strange i had the same dream' guy in the middle says 'thats not fair all i dreamt about was skiing' lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
HILARIOUS!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
medium of laughsWww@Enter-QA@Com
brilliant joke lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
okish got any more before I finally get off to my bed as its 3,30 amWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!.!.!. pretty funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats funyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. that was good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! That was funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
awww i love this joke!! too funny =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
so funny have a star you deserve itWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol damn funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
great joke :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
good jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
grossWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
that guy is nasty!. i would never do thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get it!.!.sorry!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
what animal should you never play cards with!?!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.a cheetahWww@Enter-QA@Com
oh my that one was crazy funny!. I will tell it at work tomorrowWww@Enter-QA@Com
im surprised ONLY 2 people said that this joke is gross!
im also surprised that so many people find it funny
its a funny joke but not that funny!
ill still star anywayWww@Enter-QA@Com
im also surprised that so many people find it funny
its a funny joke but not that funny!
ill still star anywayWww@Enter-QA@Com