Attention Children?!
Question: Attention Children!?
The Bathroom Door is Closed!. Please do not stand here and talk, whine, or ask questions!. Wait until I get out!.
Yes, it is locked!. I want it that way!. It is not broken, I am not trapped!. I know I have left it unlocked, and even open at times, since you were born, because I was afraid some horrible tragedy might occur while I was in there, but it's been 10 years and I want some PRIVACY!.
Do not ask me how long I will be!. I will come out when I am done!. Do not bring the phone to the bathroom door!.
Do not go running back to the phone yelling!.!.!.!. They're in the BATHROOM!
Do not begin to fight as soon as I go in!.
Do not stick your little fingers under the door and wiggle them!. This was funny when you were two!. Do not slide pennies, Lego's, or notes under the door!. Even when you were two this got a little tiresome!.
If you have followed me down the hall talking, and are still talking as you face this closed door, please turn around, walk away, and wait for me in another room!. I will be glad to listen to you when I am done!.
love
Mom and DadWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, it is locked!. I want it that way!. It is not broken, I am not trapped!. I know I have left it unlocked, and even open at times, since you were born, because I was afraid some horrible tragedy might occur while I was in there, but it's been 10 years and I want some PRIVACY!.
Do not ask me how long I will be!. I will come out when I am done!. Do not bring the phone to the bathroom door!.
Do not go running back to the phone yelling!.!.!.!. They're in the BATHROOM!
Do not begin to fight as soon as I go in!.
Do not stick your little fingers under the door and wiggle them!. This was funny when you were two!. Do not slide pennies, Lego's, or notes under the door!. Even when you were two this got a little tiresome!.
If you have followed me down the hall talking, and are still talking as you face this closed door, please turn around, walk away, and wait for me in another room!. I will be glad to listen to you when I am done!.
love
Mom and DadWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
This is hilarious!. It sounds 100% like my mother! I'm 20 years old and she still gets annoyed whenever I try to talk to her through the bathroom door or ask her if she's willing to take a phone call in a minute! :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! I loved it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hey Mom and Dad just hurry with the quickie! OK!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I should post this on all my bathrooms!!!! LOVED IT!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol
thats nice
when im older, im def!. puttin that on my bathroom walls! hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats nice
when im older, im def!. puttin that on my bathroom walls! hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
It's cute!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com