Male vs felmale...?!
Question: Male vs felmale!.!.!.!?
FEMALE PRAYER
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Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, whos not a creep,
One whos handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One wholl call, not wait for weeks!.
I pray hes gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, wont be annoyed!.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more!.
Oh! Send me a man wholl make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind!?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend!. Amen!.
MALE PRAYER
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I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store and a bass boat!.
This doesnt rhyme and I dont care!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, whos not a creep,
One whos handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One wholl call, not wait for weeks!.
I pray hes gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, wont be annoyed!.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more!.
Oh! Send me a man wholl make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind!?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend!. Amen!.
MALE PRAYER
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I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store and a bass boat!.
This doesnt rhyme and I dont care!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
yeah, it's funny, but give guys like me a chance, you'd be suprised how many of us aren't assholesWww@Enter-QA@Com
I really like the first one and think it's right on!. All girls should want at least some of those thing in a man!.
Some parts of the second are true but not all guys are like that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Some parts of the second are true but not all guys are like that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Har HarHarWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha thats funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol, very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL that is very funny!. But i can feel where u are coming from in both poems!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
GIRLS RULE!.
boys are just players who want one thing
i hate men
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boys are just players who want one thing
i hate men
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lolz
so true
sigh
why do i keep falling for them !.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
so true
sigh
why do i keep falling for them !.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wot a riot!!!!!!!!!!
very gud!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very gud!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
male wins! guess why!?
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!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
uh!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.yeah!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.am I supposed to laugh now!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com