Farting all the TIME..!!?!
Question: Farting all the TIME!.!.!!!?
okay!.!. this is just a joke!.!.!. hehe!.!. hope you liked it!.!.!.
Farting All The Time
Doctor, "What seems to be the problem!?"
Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts!. I mean I fart all the time,"
The Doctor nods, "Hmm!."
Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them!. It's just that I fart all the time!. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times!. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you!?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor,
He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription!.
The patient is thrilled "Great doc!. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts!?"
"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses!. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Farting All The Time
Doctor, "What seems to be the problem!?"
Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts!. I mean I fart all the time,"
The Doctor nods, "Hmm!."
Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them!. It's just that I fart all the time!. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times!. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you!?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor,
He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription!.
The patient is thrilled "Great doc!. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts!?"
"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses!. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
OK I am laughing uncontrollably right now!. That joke brought the "6-year-old" sense of "poopy humour" out of me!.!.!. THANK YOU!. Absolutely brilliant!.
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Acutallly Chemical, I do not answer to get "Best Answers"!. I will get my points the old fashioned way and if somebody likes my answer, then great!. I only read what you said because I liked this joke so much (poopy humour and all) I had to come back and read it again!. Thanks for your concern for MaMi!.!.'s (person that posted) well being though!. You are a true humanitarian and Mother Teresa would be proud of you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Acutallly Chemical, I do not answer to get "Best Answers"!. I will get my points the old fashioned way and if somebody likes my answer, then great!. I only read what you said because I liked this joke so much (poopy humour and all) I had to come back and read it again!. Thanks for your concern for MaMi!.!.'s (person that posted) well being though!. You are a true humanitarian and Mother Teresa would be proud of you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny but don't choose stevem as a best answer coz he was blantently lyin for your answer and is quite awful at it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha!.!.!.clear your sinuses!!.!.!.really,how much more a problem could anyone be!?!.!.!.funny!.Real funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ace My dad should go to the docs and maybe hell get this!Www@Enter-QA@Com
cute! I really like it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
cute! i liked it ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com