Know any funny jokes???!
Question: Know any funny jokes!?!?!?
I feel like laughing!!!! =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
This old man and woman were sitting at the breakfast table on the morning of their 50th anniversary!. The mans says "Honey, do you remeber what we were doing at this exact momemt 50 years ago"!? To which she replied "Yes dear we were sitting here naked eating breakfast!." He looks at her and says "So how ’bout it"!. And she said "ok"!.!.!.!.so they strip naked and are eating their breakfast when all of a sudden the woman goes "Damn, after all these years you still make my nipples hot" Her husband replies "Thats cuz one is in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal"
This guy was nude with a rain coat on, and was hiding behind the bushes at a bus stop !. These three really old ladies sit down together and start talking!. The guy hops out of the bushes and flashes them!. The first lady has a stroke!. Then the second lady had a stroke!. But the third lady’s arm was too short to reach!.
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."
An old woman walks into a singles bar looking for a little action!. A distinguished older gentleman approaches her and they really hit it off!. After a few drinks they decide to get a hotel room and get it on!. As they sit naked on the bed, the old man takes out his hearing aids and moves in!. The old woman stops him and says, "before we do this, i should tell you i have acute angina!." The old man looks at her, smiles and says, I sure hope so, cause you got ugly ****!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
This guy was nude with a rain coat on, and was hiding behind the bushes at a bus stop !. These three really old ladies sit down together and start talking!. The guy hops out of the bushes and flashes them!. The first lady has a stroke!. Then the second lady had a stroke!. But the third lady’s arm was too short to reach!.
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."
An old woman walks into a singles bar looking for a little action!. A distinguished older gentleman approaches her and they really hit it off!. After a few drinks they decide to get a hotel room and get it on!. As they sit naked on the bed, the old man takes out his hearing aids and moves in!. The old woman stops him and says, "before we do this, i should tell you i have acute angina!." The old man looks at her, smiles and says, I sure hope so, cause you got ugly ****!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Interesting!. Know any good songs!? I feel like dancing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
suck my pianistWww@Enter-QA@Com