Funny things you've probably never thought of! (tell me if you like them)?!


Question: Funny things you've probably never thought of! (tell me if you like them)!?
Here you go star me if this made you smile!. Give me your feedback! (by the way, I didn't make these up)



ONLY IN AMERICA:
>
> *Only in America!.!.!.!.!.do drugstores make the sick
> walk all the way to the
> back of the store to get their prescriptions while
> healthy people can buy
> cigarettes at the front!. *
>
>
>
> *Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do people order double
> cheeseburgers, large fries, and
> a diet coke!. **!*
>
>
>
> *Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do banks leave both doors open
> and then chain the pens
> to the counters!.*
>
>
>
> *Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do we leave cars worth
> thousands of dollars in the
> driveway and put our useless junk in the garage!. *
>
>
>
> *Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do we buy hot dogs in packages
> of ten and buns in
> packages of eight!. *
>
>
>
> *Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do we use the word 'politics'
> to describe the process
> so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
> meaning 'bloodsucking
> creatures'!. *
>
>
>
> *Only in America!.!.!.!.!.do they have drive-up ATM
> machines with Braille
> lettering!. *
>
>
>
> *EVER WONDER !.!.!.!. *
>
>
>
> *Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin
> **!?*
>
>
> *Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth
> closed!? **!*
>
>
>
> *Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins
> Lottery"!?*
>
>
>
> *Why is "abbreviated" such a long word!?*
>
>
>
> *Why is it that doctors call what they do
> "practice"!?*
>
>
>
> *Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and
> dishwashing liquid made
> with real lemons!?*
>
>
>
> *Why is the man who invests all your money called a
> broker!?*
>
>
>
> *Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic
> called rush hour!?*
>
>
>
> *Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food!?*
>
>
>
> *Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes!?*
>
>
> *Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal
> injections!?*
>
>
>
> *You know that indestructible black box that is used
> on airplanes!? Why don't
> they make the whole plane out of that stuff!?!*
>
>
>
> *Why don't sheep shrink when it rains!?*
>
>
>
> *Why are they called apartments when they are all
> stuck together!?*
>
>
>
> *If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the
> opposite of progress!?*
>
>
>
> *If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport
> the terminal!? *Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
rock on forever!! me and my friend are always talking about stuff like that!! now i have some more topics for us to talk for hours about!!! thanx!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

who the @$$ would think of those funny library jokes!. imean come on those jokess border stale i mean in Trinidad our jokes are funny but what kind of stale @$$ joke was thatWww@Enter-QA@Com

Awesome!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

HAHAHA!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol theyre not hilarious
but it was very interesting
i did get a couple chuckles
thnxWww@Enter-QA@Com

boring and overdoneWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

they're iight!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Those were really funny! :)

STAR!Www@Enter-QA@Com

You rock!! Three thumbs up!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

good ones!!! I read em' all!Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha that was cute =]Www@Enter-QA@Com

those were really funny and so trueWww@Enter-QA@Com

Sorry they're not new!. heard them all before!.!.!.yawn!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

They were fairly humorous, a few of them I've heard before but I got a laugh or two out of it!.
By the way:

The color of your skin is biological balance to allow you to absorb more UV (when your skin is light, you don't have protective melonin) to make vitamin E, and prevent too much UV (when your melonin blocks it) therefore sunburns!. Hair is different, I don't recall how but it probably turns light in summer to reflect excess light and therefore heat!.

If they made the airplane out of Black Box material, it would never fly!. It would be far too heavy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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