One liner jokes(10 points)?!


Question: One liner jokes(10 points)!?
I need a one liner joke for class in a presentation can you give me the best one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
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Change is inevitable;except from a vending machine

Why is Abbrevation such a long word!?

If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless !?

Why does a squirrle swim on its back!?
To keep its nuts dry

People eat Beavers to save trees !!!



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Did you hear about the proctologist who couldn't get car insurance because he wreck them (rectum)!?

I went to McDonalds and the waitress said "You don't deserve a break"

I went to Burger King, she said, "Not your way!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

A guy walks into a bar!. He says "Ouch"

get it, a BAR(like a metal rod!!)HAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com

What do you call a fairy with hygiene issues!?

Stinkerbell! Lol, I know its lame!. sorry!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

F***!
THERES A LINE FOR THE BATHROOM!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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