A woman visited her pet shop to buy a rare Christmas parrot.?!


Question: A woman visited her pet shop to buy a rare Christmas parrot!.!?
The pet shop owner explained that the strings attached to it's legs were to signal it to sing!.
By pulling on the left string, the parrot sang Jingle Bells!.
By pulling on the right string, the parrot sang White Christmas!.
The woman asked "what would happen if I pulled both strings at once!?"
The parrot replied "I'd fall of my perch!"Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
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A good one!.

I tell you a joke!.

The CIA had an opening for an assassin!. After all the background check, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists!.!.!.
Two men and a woman!.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun!. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances!. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair!. Kill Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious!. I could never shoot my wife!."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job!. Take your wife and go home!."

The second man was given the same instructions!. He took the gun and went into the room!. All was quiet for about five minutes!. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes!. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife!."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes!. Take your wife and go home!."

Finally, it was the woman's turn!. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband!. She took the gun and went into the room!. Shots were heard, one shot after another!. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls!. After a few minutes, all was quiet!. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman!. She wiped the sweat from her brow!.
"This gun is loaded with blanks", she said!. "I had to beat him to death with the chair!."

Hope you liked it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com



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