LOL !! What if this would happen to you ????!
Question: LOL !! What if this would happen to you !?!?!?!?
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem!. While they were there, the wife passed away!.
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150!."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home!.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150!?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead!. I just can't take that chance!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150!."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home!.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150!?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead!. I just can't take that chance!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
A good joke!.
I tell you a joke
The CIA had an opening for an assassin!. After all the background check, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists!.!.!.
Two men and a woman!.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun!. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances!. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair!. Kill Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious!. I could never shoot my wife!."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job!. Take your wife and go home!."
The second man was given the same instructions!. He took the gun and went into the room!. All was quiet for about five minutes!. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes!. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife!."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes!. Take your wife and go home!."
Finally, it was the woman's turn!. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband!. She took the gun and went into the room!. Shots were heard, one shot after another!. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls!. After a few minutes, all was quiet!. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman!. She wiped the sweat from her brow!.
"This gun is loaded with blanks", she said!. "I had to beat him to death with the chair!."
Hope you liked it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I tell you a joke
The CIA had an opening for an assassin!. After all the background check, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists!.!.!.
Two men and a woman!.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun!. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances!. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair!. Kill Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious!. I could never shoot my wife!."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job!. Take your wife and go home!."
The second man was given the same instructions!. He took the gun and went into the room!. All was quiet for about five minutes!. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes!. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife!."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes!. Take your wife and go home!."
Finally, it was the woman's turn!. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband!. She took the gun and went into the room!. Shots were heard, one shot after another!. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls!. After a few minutes, all was quiet!. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman!. She wiped the sweat from her brow!.
"This gun is loaded with blanks", she said!. "I had to beat him to death with the chair!."
Hope you liked it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
VERY VERY FUNNY!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAUNT HAUNT HAUNT!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol - i would have buried him there (if it woz my husband) cos hes a lot of fun (wink)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Brilliant!
SteveCWww@Enter-QA@Com
SteveCWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hi i like it i would ahunt them any way LOl HugsWww@Enter-QA@Com
I guess he didn`t care much for his wife! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
XaXa! Funny;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.!.:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehehehe!!! funny!
*sTar*Www@Enter-QA@Com
*sTar*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha,ha,ha,ha thats so funny! Nice wake up, thanks Clo!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha thats hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
Heheh!. That's cute!. Here have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol when i heard this joke it was his mother-in-law lol, still funny none the lessWww@Enter-QA@Com
Q!.What do micheal jackson and xbox got in common
A!.they both used to be blackWww@Enter-QA@Com
A!.they both used to be blackWww@Enter-QA@Com
*GRIN* loved itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good one Clo,have a nice dayWww@Enter-QA@Com
I love this joke, clo! LMAO!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very good!. I like it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
heh heh!.!.!. like itWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
trppo forte!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
true but funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
ive heard it before but its still funny!. i give you a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!funny!!
he wasn't going to take any chances!!:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
he wasn't going to take any chances!!:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's why we buried my mom in Massachusetts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com