Joke about dracula?!


Question: Joke about dracula!?
so dracula was a vampire!.
unfortunately, he got killed!.
but fortunately hes good friends with the devil!.
so he asked for another chance in life!.
the devil said okay, but under one condition: he must be something other than a vampire!.
dracula thought for a while!.!.and said:
i want to be something that sucks blood and has wings!.
so the devil turned him into a bat!.
then while he was flying he hit a tree so hard, that he died!.
so he met the devil and asked him for another chance in life!.
the devil thought about it for a while, and agreed but with htis time he cannot be a vampire & a bat!.
dracula said he wanted to be something that sucks blood and has wings!.
the devil turned him into a mosquito!.
while dracula was enjoying sucking blood, he was crushed by someones palm!.
he died and asked the devil for another chance in life!. again!.
the devil said no!.
dracula said, "please, this is the last one"
the devil agreed eventually and asked him what he wanted to be!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Some other vampire could put him in a cup of hot water and make "tea!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

O!.O OMG! THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!!! ROFLMAO!Www@Enter-QA@Com

HAHAHA, YEAH!.!.!. BUT UMM, HOW QUICK WAS HIS LIFE AS A MAXIPAD!?!?!? ONE TWO THREE!.!.!. USED AND ABUSED - THEN BOOM DEAD AGAIN!. WHAT POOR LIVES HE HAS LIVED!Www@Enter-QA@Com

ha ha ha
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

Haha!. Good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

That was coo!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

a lil nasty but goodWww@Enter-QA@Com

!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol that's funny!.!. i've heard another version!.!. but this one is funny as well!!!! thanks for the laughs! =PWww@Enter-QA@Com



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