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School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays!.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich!.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills!.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters!.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power!.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece!.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on!.

Father: A banker provided by nature!.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early!.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by billsWww@Enter-QA@Com

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