Ever heard this police joke?...?!
Question: Ever heard this police joke!?!.!.!.!?
Two policemen are called to the scene of a crime in a convenience store!. One asks the manager what happened!.
He replies "There's a man over there covered in Corn Flakes and he's dead!."
"That's odd," said the first policeman, "didn't we have one covered in Bran Flakes yesterday!? And another covered in Wheata Flakes last week!?"
"Your right" said the second policeman!. "This must be the work of a cereal killer!."
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor!.
Doctor: What was your dream about!?
Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire!
Doctor: (giggles quitely) So!.!.!. what is the scenery like!?
Blonde: I was running in a hall way!.
Doctor: Then what happened!?
Blonde: Well that's the weird thing
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In every single dream, the same thing happened!. I always come to this door, but I can't open it!. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge!
Doctor: Does the door have any writing on it!?
Blonde: Yes it does!.
Doctor: And what does it say!?
Blonde: It says "Pull"Www@Enter-QA@Com
He replies "There's a man over there covered in Corn Flakes and he's dead!."
"That's odd," said the first policeman, "didn't we have one covered in Bran Flakes yesterday!? And another covered in Wheata Flakes last week!?"
"Your right" said the second policeman!. "This must be the work of a cereal killer!."
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor!.
Doctor: What was your dream about!?
Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire!
Doctor: (giggles quitely) So!.!.!. what is the scenery like!?
Blonde: I was running in a hall way!.
Doctor: Then what happened!?
Blonde: Well that's the weird thing
1 day ago
Additional Details
1 day ago
In every single dream, the same thing happened!. I always come to this door, but I can't open it!. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge!
Doctor: Does the door have any writing on it!?
Blonde: Yes it does!.
Doctor: And what does it say!?
Blonde: It says "Pull"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
brilliant thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
you copied it!.
you didn't even read it!.
this was from an answer thing!. that's really crappy!.
the second joke is about a blonde!.
u r stupid!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you didn't even read it!.
this was from an answer thing!. that's really crappy!.
the second joke is about a blonde!.
u r stupid!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Loool i love blonde jokes!.
And i haven't heard that one!.
A blonde spent 20 minutes looking at an orange carton because it said concentrate!.
She tripped over a cordless phone!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
And i haven't heard that one!.
A blonde spent 20 minutes looking at an orange carton because it said concentrate!.
She tripped over a cordless phone!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha !.!.!. love it!! !.!. LOL !.!.!. pull !.!. haha !.!.!. i thought it was something serious !.!. then !.!.!. pull !.!. hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOLOLOLOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
phahahahahahhah (NO) it wasn't funny not at all!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha i loveee <3 both but the blonde on is the best!.!.!. haha i'm a blonde and that sooo is me!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
cool hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Holy Crappies she must really be stupid,have a star and thanks for the laugh!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ever heard this one!? STFU if you don't know grammar, *****!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I haven't heard the first one before but they both were pretty good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
I like the blonde joke!. lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
rotflmao they are both funny,and no Ive never heard them but I'm glad i read this lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
no but i think its pretty funny:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
wow those r lame!Www@Enter-QA@Com